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[Aklyon]

wut? I don't get it could you post a summary of that post?

I could paragraph it out more and make it easier to read, but It's a Xanatos Gambit (with a bit of Speed Chess thrown in due to the mayor), its supposed to be confusing.

[RedWarrior0]

That sounds more like Mind Screw.

Thirty Xanatos Speed Chess Roulette Pileup Please?

[Aklyon]

If you want something better than that, you'll be waiting awhile. That was the best I could think of with no previous set-up update(s).
That would be a good way to start the next Zion battle, though.

[Devling]

Wrong, I am a pirate!


Just a joke post for the lolz

[quip]

Result: We have one MEEEEEEELLION CRYSWARM! *Puts little finger into mouth*

[RedWarrior0]

If you want something better than that, you'll be waiting awhile. That was the best I could think of with no previous set-up update(s).
That would be a good way to start the next Zion battle, though.

Well, we already have the players: Zion, Vix, Violentrix, BLU Spy, RED Spy, Sarda, and Arzig. They each need a ridiculously convoluted plan that relies on the plans of the other six to work. They then modify their own plans so they don't provide their enemies with support. Vix then brute forces it and wins.

[Aklyon]

Alive!Arzig is stuck in the alternate timeline we forgot to merge back before replacing Time in its spot, Red Spy is stuck in midair, BLU spy isn't even here (or at least not nearby), and Violentrix is more direct.
That leaves Vix, Zion, and Sarda.

[Carp Slayer]

WAIT WHAT ABOUT ME D:? you guys forgot that random post i amde somewhere in here...

[Aklyon]

WAIT WHAT ABOUT ME D:? you guys forgot that random post i amde somewhere in here...

Thats happened before. (probably wasn't you, though)
Sorry!

[Nami]

I'm currently on page 70 out of 151 of this thread, and plan to read it all the way through.  I think it's funny, and ridiculous, and amazing, and I'll be damned if I don't read it all.  No doubt stuff changes quite a bit in the 81 pages between, and for all I know, this thread is finished (Dx) or something similar, but I don't care X3
Instead, I just have to write this, my immediate reaction upon reading this quote: (well maybe not immediate, but close enough.  Sorry for the glow spam, and also it's not an insult to the person who wrote it, it's more me writing how ridiculous WIZARD is.)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Although I think the bit with the "ninjas" being against the "samurai" is pretty ridiculous in this case. Why would we even have instilled in them the hatred of each other? We created them and all/most of their ideas, yes?

Simple: Ninjas hate samurai. This is a basic law of nature. You can no more make a ninja like a samurai than you can make a stone fall up.

Laws of NATURE?  Fah! Phooe! Balderdash!  Etc!

The are no laws when you have MAGIC!!! and guess who has MAGIC!!!
ME! 

I have turned farmland into frozen tundra, I've come back to life, I have put a volocano inside a bag, a BAG.
I move buildings with my mind and I've made ADAMANTINE OUT OF SCRAP METAL. AD A MAN TINE
Can you make the metal of the gods out of someone's rusty teapot and a couple of flowers?
That's what I thought.

I hold the power of the GODS, and MORE!
I.
AM.
WIZARD!!!!!     (ZARD!!!!! ... ZARD!!!! ... ZARD!!! ...  ZARD!! ...  ZARD! ...  ZARD ...)

That's right, even the ECHOES glow.

Who are you to say I can't make a rock fall up?
Come over here, we need to talk.
Let me just finish making physics my bitch.

(cough) well, now that that's of my chest, I can go back to reading.
I really don't understand your guys' fixation with squirrels in the first place though, I mean:
Giant, Super-Intelligent, Adamantine skeleton enriched, (Pirate?), Crows/Eagles/Hawks/Any Bird (Humming Birds can hover!  GIANT HUMMING BIRD WITH FROST BEAM EYE PATCH D<) is what I'd think of.
But, erm, I'll just shut up now XD 

[Aklyon]

The thread says:
"I'm not dead yet!"

I say:
Awesome, thanks! Golden Sun Dark Dawn is pretty distracticting, though. (Also School quarter ending and too much to make up because snow ) The thread does slow down a bit (and theres not much worth title-ing right now), so sorry if it starts to feel like trying to read Nist Akath in thread form. (pretty sure it never got to that point of slow. though)

Squrrels: They were the first thing I mentioned, i think.
We tried to make Physics ours, and ended up badly.

Also, side note: Scrap Metal > Crysteel > Adamantine. You were close, though.

[ragnarok97071]

...
Holy shit that was a good monologue. DO MORE VIX MONOLOGUES.

[Aklyon]

...
Holy shit that was a good monologue. DO MORE VIX MONOLOGUES.

Me or him? pretty sure you meant him, but I might as well ask anyway.

[Nami]

Oh, my, god.

We have a five mile island floating in the sky. It has a volcano. And a tower.

I love this thread.
And yay, I'm happy it still lives 8D;
I'm gonna go back to reading tho, I mean, I don't know how it can get better than perfectly making, you know, that, but I can only hope.

[Aklyon]

ooh, i remember that part. The omgsrslyclose poll that took forever to tiebreak.