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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 213301 times)

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Westward March!
« Reply #3615 on: December 28, 2010, 07:59:19 pm »

yeah, but I've got a bunch of new games. Anyway.


You march up to Waffleford and wait.
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"Zion! Hey!"
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After many minutes of waiting, Zion either doesn't notice you near one of his towns, or he has no army. you turn around and cause shenanigans in the 4th dimension on your way back, but accidentally cause your D BRIDGE to collapse while doing them.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Westward March!
« Reply #3616 on: December 28, 2010, 08:00:19 pm »

Shout louder
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Westward March!
« Reply #3617 on: December 28, 2010, 08:12:05 pm »

We already left, shouting is useless to us now.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Westward March!
« Reply #3618 on: December 28, 2010, 08:14:07 pm »

Rebuild bridge but make it even better and shinier by plating it with something
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Westward March!
« Reply #3619 on: December 28, 2010, 08:20:38 pm »

You build the bridge out of plate mail.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Westward March!
« Reply #3620 on: December 28, 2010, 08:20:58 pm »

head home
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Westward March!
« Reply #3621 on: December 28, 2010, 08:22:02 pm »

we did.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Westward March!
« Reply #3622 on: December 28, 2010, 08:23:29 pm »

check to see if anything is broken
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Westward March!
« Reply #3623 on: December 28, 2010, 09:22:32 pm »

Appearify dogs, hundreds of them, in a sudden manner.
Just because you can.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Westward March!
« Reply #3624 on: December 28, 2010, 09:25:47 pm »

And then turn them into kung fu masters
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Westward March!
« Reply #3625 on: December 28, 2010, 09:28:27 pm »

You create the Kung-fu dogs of superlatives!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Westward March!
« Reply #3626 on: December 28, 2010, 09:29:09 pm »

superlatives?

recruit them into your animal army thingy
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Westward March!
« Reply #3627 on: December 28, 2010, 09:29:50 pm »

I couldn't think of a good title, and I'm tired.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Westward March!
« Reply #3628 on: December 28, 2010, 09:39:59 pm »

introduce kung fu dogs to samurai squirrels and ninja cats
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Westward March!
« Reply #3629 on: December 29, 2010, 09:17:07 pm »

Make blackie chan bears.
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