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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 219482 times)

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3315 on: December 16, 2010, 07:27:17 pm »
Turn the plains into a crystal forest.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3316 on: December 16, 2010, 07:44:13 pm »
Obtain scrap metal so we can make an army of woodcutting bots.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3317 on: December 16, 2010, 07:47:03 pm »
You make a army of woodcutting bots made of crystal. Lacking trees to chop, they stall and are eaten by the Cryswarm, which jumps to whatever it was before +1k.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3318 on: December 16, 2010, 07:48:35 pm »
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Twi

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« Reply #3319 on: December 16, 2010, 07:49:08 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on December 16, 2010, 07:47:03 pm
You make a army of woodcutting bots made of crystal. Lacking trees to chop, they stall and are eaten by the Cryswarm, which jumps to whatever it was before +1k.
Huh.
Didn't expect that.
OKAY THEN: OBTAIN SCRAP METAL.
AND SOME TREE SAPLINGS. I HAVE A PLAN.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3320 on: December 16, 2010, 07:49:30 pm »
make a replica ROBOT
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3321 on: December 16, 2010, 07:54:23 pm »
Does it need to be metallic (both of the above)? We've got plenty of other materials, but if it has to be metallic we'll need to go a 'splorin.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3322 on: December 16, 2010, 07:57:26 pm »
whatever it is that ROBOT is made of
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Aklyon

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« Reply #3323 on: December 16, 2010, 07:59:10 pm »
What do you want to make it out of? We've got the skill to make pretty much any kind, except ones made out of energy instead of matter.
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Furtuka

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« Reply #3324 on: December 16, 2010, 08:01:32 pm »
...make it out of cloth
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3325 on: December 16, 2010, 08:01:46 pm »
I still want my saplings and scrap metal...
I have a plan. We shall grow iron. On. Trees.
Or rather,we shall grow ironwood trees.


Make the robot out of.... Ceramics!
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Aklyon

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« Reply #3326 on: December 16, 2010, 08:07:51 pm »
You change a bunch of dirt into a bunch of cloth, and then punch 2 elven thieves at once for suddenly appearing.
...you now have a CLOTH ROBOT! beware its softness! :P

You then grab some more dirt, make it more clay-ish, sculpt a robot out of it, then throw it into the air and throw a weak, but good enough, wave of fire at it. you catch it, and now also have CERAMIC ROBOT! beware its non-fragility!  :P
« Last Edit: December 16, 2010, 08:15:50 pm by Aklyon »
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« Reply #3327 on: December 16, 2010, 08:10:58 pm »
You know that the future of bulletproof vests seems to be ceramics at the moment, right?
I'm not making this up. Ceramics can be pretty strong.
Send those robots out to GATHER PLANTS.
Or don't.
Name the ceramic one Jack and the cloth one Jill.
« Last Edit: December 16, 2010, 08:13:36 pm by Twi »
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Furtuka

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« Reply #3328 on: December 16, 2010, 08:12:55 pm »
Also make another ROBOT out of elves and name it Bucket
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Aklyon

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« Reply #3329 on: December 16, 2010, 08:15:29 pm »
I didn't know that.
Huh.

You make Bucket the Elfbot out of the two elven rogues.
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