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[Twi]

Who cares about the elves? They're elves, their sole purpose in life is being made miserable so that they may deliver exotic animals to us.

Ah, yes, exotic animals.
Fun. Stuff.

Back to the RP:
Wood is WEAK!

Get a wood sample, ALCHEMIZE it with a STABILIZER, see what happens. Unless we don't have any.
Also Alchemize with a reactant, or possibly a stabilizer and cryoagent.

Did any of our little doves hawks come back with an olive branch something yet?


Also, use pointless CAPITAL LOCK.

[RedWarrior0]

Do something ridiculous

[Lillipad]

After Twi's thing, make the Legion more bland! They only need a brain, heart, and one super organ that performs the duties of basically every other organ. The rest of their body will have the intestines, their skeleton-like inner shells, and muscle.

[Twi]

After Twi's thing, make the Legion more bland! They only need a brain, heart, and one super organ that performs the duties of basically every other organ. The rest of their body will have the intestines, their skeleton-like inner shells, and muscle.

Skeletons aren't exactly shells...
They need skin of some kind, preferably armored. That, or exoskeleton.

[Ricky]

wrap in him elf skin

pursue you careers as a pharmicist. create another low-end/high-use drug. like  non-asprin asprin

[Aklyon]

The Legion is too Meh on the inside for you to care changing it.

You attack Yonder Forest! *whooshing sound, battle music, followed by victory music*
YOU OBTAIN: WOOD SAMPLE!
YOU OBTAIN: SPLINTER x5 (OW.)
YOU OBTAIN: ELF ANGER (NOT ACTUALLY AN ITEM)
YOU OBTAIN: DWARF HAPPYNESS (ALSO NOT ACTUALLY AN ITEM)

You send out HAWKS in several directions. The ones going towards the PHOENIXES will most likely be SET ON FIRE. good thing the Cryswarm is made of CRYSTAL, not WOOD. unless its MAGICAL FIRE, which will probably BURN THEM ANYWAY. CAPS LOCK.

[Twi]

ALCHEMIZE!
Because Alchemy= more fun than Metamancy.
Alchemize part of WOOD SAMPLE (assuming it's a stick about normal human height) with the recipes described earlier.

Get a wood sample, ALCHEMIZE it with a STABILIZER, see what happens.
Also Alchemize with a reactant, or possibly a stabilizer and cryoagent.

[Lillipad]

After Twi's thing, make the Legion more bland! They only need a brain, heart, and one super organ that performs the duties of basically every other organ. The rest of their body will have the intestines, their skeleton-like inner shells, and muscle.

Skeletons aren't exactly shells...
They need skin of some kind, preferably armored. That, or exoskeleton.

They're legion, who said we'd ever give them something as complicated as a skeleton of any variety?

Remove SPLINTERS with MONKEY WRENCH.

[Aklyon]

Steve REMOVES SPLINTERS. STEVE IS NOT A MEDIBOT, THAT HURT.
You Alchemize the WOOD SAMPLE with a cryoagent, and it freezes boringly. the reactive give you another WOOD SAMPLE, and you STILL LACK STABILIZERS.

[Twi]

No!
Not the stabilizers!
Steve! You must find some stabilizer-producing plants for the good of us all!

Ahem.

Send out whichever robot has the most delicate grip (Claw? Steve?) to find some herbal stuff of the above variety.

EDIT:
Consider Metamancing wood into a denser, stronger form.
Then try it.

[Aklyon]

You lack DELICATE GRIP CLAWS.
Closest match: Bob's Hammer-wielding claw, which is currently doing its job quite well.

[Furtuka]

modify steve to have medibot capabilities

[Twi]

You lack DELICATE GRIP CLAWS.
Closest match: Bob's Hammer-wielding claw, which is currently doing its job quite well.

Never mind that, then.
Attack the forest, make off with as much wood and random herbs as you can.

EDIT: Then:

Consider Metamancing wood into a denser, stronger form.
Then try it.

[Argonnek]

Go out and find a grassy clearing. Once there, concentrate very hard on making every seed within a five meter radius around you grow to maturity instantaneously. Once everything is grown, pick out herbs you haven't seen before and test them for magical properties.

If this doesn't work, got to a different biome and keep trying until victory is achieved.

[Aklyon]

ROBOT!