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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Hehehe...
« Reply #3195 on: December 12, 2010, 10:10:59 pm »
invent aspirin
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Hehehe...
« Reply #3196 on: December 12, 2010, 11:00:01 pm »
You clobber a plant with another plant repeatedly until you make some kind of powder, then smush it into a oval and swallow it.
Ahh.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3197 on: December 12, 2010, 11:07:23 pm »
Make Bob some helpers to decrease construction time.
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Twi

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3198 on: December 12, 2010, 11:10:29 pm »
OBJECTION!
Build scrap metal gatherer already!
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3199 on: December 12, 2010, 11:15:08 pm »
But there be no scrap metal in yonder town Garbage Heap! Way back yonder did we discover this probleme.
And thy dwarvenly neighbors use all of theirs.

(what is with me and Ye Olde english lately? just felt like useing it a bunch lately for no reason i can tell.)
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Crystalline (SG)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3200 on: December 12, 2010, 11:38:03 pm »
We could probably strike a deal with Violentrix since we're not openly hostile anymore. We're still hostile, it's just that neither of us knows it.
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breadbocks

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Hehehe...
« Reply #3201 on: December 13, 2010, 08:16:51 am »
DURIAN?
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Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

Twi

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3202 on: December 13, 2010, 09:03:27 am »
Find a different town to gather scrap metal from!
That, or start mining, but we all know how well THAT will work out.
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3203 on: December 13, 2010, 09:04:47 am »
Very well, we have dwarves and MAGIC on our side after all.
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Armok

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3204 on: December 13, 2010, 11:59:59 am »
just metamance a cubic kilometre of pure iron into existence.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3205 on: December 13, 2010, 01:01:19 pm »
Quote from: Armok on December 13, 2010, 11:59:59 am
just metamance a cubic kilometre of pure iron into existence.
Use metamagic to ignore physics and the combined might of science and draw metal out from the air?
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breadbocks

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3206 on: December 13, 2010, 04:39:56 pm »
Quote from: quip on December 13, 2010, 01:01:19 pm
Quote from: Armok on December 13, 2010, 11:59:59 am
just metamance a cubic kilometre of pure iron into existence.
Use metamagic to ignore physics and the combined might of science and draw metal out from the air?
No. Get science on your side and use metamancy to crash atoms together until they make a kilometer3 of metal.
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

ragnarok97071

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3207 on: December 13, 2010, 06:28:52 pm »
This will end badly. Do it in the middle of the ocean so that we don't end up nuking our city.
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3208 on: December 13, 2010, 06:41:29 pm »
Or we could do it in the middle of a large kingdom that isn't pleased with our actions...
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3209 on: December 13, 2010, 07:07:44 pm »
You guys have good ideas, but we don't know where any of those places are. You guys never seemed to want to explore around us.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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