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breadbocks

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - 3K!
« Reply #3045 on: December 09, 2010, 06:05:36 pm »

« Last Edit: December 09, 2010, 08:09:48 pm by breadbocks »
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Aklyon

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« Reply #3046 on: December 09, 2010, 06:28:06 pm »

I see nothing about Sudoku there.
Just christmas deadlines, green felt, a book with a pretty awesome title, and shirts.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #3047 on: December 09, 2010, 07:20:22 pm »

I see nothing about Sudoku there.
Just christmas deadlines, green felt, a book with a pretty awesome title, and shirts.
Huh... odd.
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« Reply #3048 on: December 09, 2010, 08:04:16 pm »

There was an extra equals sign in the link
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breadbocks

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« Reply #3049 on: December 09, 2010, 08:10:05 pm »

« Last Edit: December 09, 2010, 08:15:45 pm by breadbocks »
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Aklyon

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« Reply #3050 on: December 09, 2010, 08:13:43 pm »

missed an l.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #3051 on: December 09, 2010, 08:15:35 pm »

No, bifurcated a 'url' with a url.
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« Reply #3052 on: December 09, 2010, 08:16:21 pm »

« Last Edit: December 09, 2010, 11:13:38 pm by breadbocks »
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« Reply #3053 on: December 10, 2010, 09:50:08 am »

Man, MSPA just never stops being awesome and amazing.

Anyway. Create a ANTI-SUN that sheds ANTI-SUNLIGHT, using our awesome metamancy powahs!
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Aklyon

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« Reply #3054 on: December 10, 2010, 01:00:03 pm »

not very epic first Nist Akathian update in progress. (It'll get better, though)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #3055 on: December 10, 2010, 01:14:06 pm »

At last, Nist Akath!
...Thank god for Cryomancy immunity. Its probably crazy cold here.

You walk into the fortress,find the barracks and decide to ask one of the newer recruits for a duel. surely he can't have gotten that strong yet, he's new, and you've got awesome armor! They demand you remove your armor and weapon first, to make it fair.
..Well, you're pretty sure you could still take him. for a dwarf, he looks pretty weak.

(autofail)
OW! Your lack of recent non-magical exercise painfully asserted itself without your Cryswarm Armor on. They throw you out of the barracks and into the hospital-like area, laughing at 'the weak humie with the very fancy crystal armor'
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #3056 on: December 10, 2010, 01:36:23 pm »

Mmm

Get some non-magic exercise? Never know whe magic will suddenly dissapear from the face of the world.

Also, look into ways to become immortal.

Personally I like the reincarnate method or the cloning of yourself while you're young method.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #3057 on: December 10, 2010, 01:52:04 pm »

Its not so much Vix lacks exercise as much as it is a wizard who has used magic for nearly everything just walked into the most near-invicible place ever and tried to wrestle a newbie military recruit armor-less.
Thats some serious bias against us, there. Pretty interesting link though, Spoon.

You pull yourself out of that bed-filled area, re-equip your stuff (The dwarves seem interested but not at all impressed by how the Cryswarm works as armor/weapon), and then sit down.
Should you go ask the laughing military if you can use their training stuff, or just go out and exercise on the Skelks? You can't tell which would be worse, and you aren't leaving here until you stop getting laughed at! You didn't come all the way to Nist Akath just to get laughed at and leave!
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« Reply #3058 on: December 10, 2010, 01:58:10 pm »

Destroy the skelks! Via non-magical means! Unless our life is threatenend!
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.
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