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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 219825 times)

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!, BUT WE HAVE LEGION!
« Reply #2895 on: December 02, 2010, 05:07:30 pm »

btw, the puncher was the one from the 19.
Roll too high = too well made a clone = too smart = punch Vix.
Whether or not that makes sense, thats what happened.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!, BUT WE HAVE LEGION!
« Reply #2896 on: December 02, 2010, 05:16:59 pm »

Make them not WANT to punch us.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!, BUT WE HAVE LEGION!
« Reply #2897 on: December 02, 2010, 05:25:13 pm »

Make them not WANT to punch us.
They don't, normally.
Its just the really high rolled ones think they're as smart as us.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!, BUT WE HAVE LEGION!
« Reply #2898 on: December 02, 2010, 05:39:01 pm »

Why do we even need clones? Can't we just make a bunch of generic bodies with no pigmentation for this?
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!, BUT WE HAVE LEGION!
« Reply #2899 on: December 02, 2010, 06:12:00 pm »

Why do we even need clones? Can't we just make a bunch of generic bodies with no pigmentation for this?
so you want a peasant army?
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« Reply #2900 on: December 02, 2010, 06:18:45 pm »

I'm just saying, we could use any generic body type we want, remove any outstanding features, remove their need for food, and have an army of cost efficient battle drones that will go violently accomplish any task we give it.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2901 on: December 02, 2010, 06:24:02 pm »

so, a magigenetically altered peasant army? (yes i just made up magigenetically, it uses half Meta and half Psionics)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2902 on: December 02, 2010, 06:29:16 pm »

Genemagitically create an army of faceless, personalityless humanoids.

And make them tall. Like, really tall.
And put them in nice black suits.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2010, 06:35:56 pm by FuzzyZergling »
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Lillipad

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« Reply #2903 on: December 02, 2010, 06:32:21 pm »

We might want to use something more threatening than a peasant body, and there's no reason to clothe them since they have no pigmentation or outstanding features, but yeah, that's basically it.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2904 on: December 02, 2010, 06:37:39 pm »

well, you said generic.
peasants are generic, unless they've been named or are mayor or whatever.

there's no reason to clothe them
I never said they'd have clothes anyway.

Update coming after dinner.

Question for magigenetic horde: Genders or Androgynous? (or None at all?)

(huh. Firefox says that isn't a word, but magi-genetic is. odd.)
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« Reply #2905 on: December 02, 2010, 06:42:45 pm »

Saying peasant implies that they'll be in burlap-like rags as a stereotypical peasant would. Androgynous, they won't need genders, they only need to look human.

Magi is a word, which is why it's considered correct. It's like that voodoo star reading crap, or something.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2906 on: December 02, 2010, 07:07:18 pm »

Make a legion of Anonymous.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2907 on: December 02, 2010, 07:11:54 pm »

With Guy Fawkes masks for faces.

Anyways, give them Baraka-style blades, extra-tough skin, perfect vision, and wings (with flying) that fold into the body to be concealed enough that they can pass as human.
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« Reply #2908 on: December 02, 2010, 07:40:52 pm »

I suppose you're right on that, Lilli.
I have a better Idea, Red.
but we don't have a big enough amount of Cryswarm to do it yet without major weakening of our armor.


You dissipate the clones, that was a silly idea. why make clones of yourself when you could just make a horde of cannon fodder legionnaires?

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The 20 you make as a test are...average. You dispel them and focus on making battle-ready, Viking-like, flying things with retractable sword-sized blades and basic illusory skills to trick most humans/dwarves/elves (but not you, or anyone magically strong enough to see through basic illusions)

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...hmm. should you call them a legion, or a horde? theres 50 of them, of average strength/durability.

Party:
Vix
Metaenchanted Elephant (can fly and fall slowly)
50 army/legionnaires/horde (average)

For making them, the roll will determine how many average units you get. high rolls get 50, above 10 but under 15 gets 25, and anything under 10 will get you 20 low quality things that won't be very useful for anything but cannon fodder, or bait, etc.

A 20 will get you 10 Supersoldiers (better armored, faster, can understand more complex orders than the rest. Basically either Spec Ops or Officer-like units).
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2909 on: December 02, 2010, 07:48:54 pm »

Read the mind of a Legionnaire.
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