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[Lillipad]

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We started off as an amnesiac who knew a little magic that controlled a small village during the winter. We lived in a small tower with some homeless people. We built some robots to replace the MASON!!'s guild, and they tried to steal it from us. We got angry at the villagers trying to kill our precious tower, so we nuked them. The blacksmith left, and we discovered that he was a metamancer.
We messed with a bag of holding, and sucked in a 5 mile sphere of dirt, and oxygen. We died while doing this, and revived our self as a ghost. We discovered a portal, and moved the remains of our tower through the portal. We discovered a new town, and began creating Crysteel. Soon we discover adamantine, and sell it to some dwarfs we find.
After a while we create the Cryswarm, and eventually lose our amnesia. Eventually we turn cats into ninjas, and squirrels into samurai. During the creation of said beings we take over the town by playing demon slayer. Eventually we start interacting with an enemy Cryswarm in our sleep, and find clever ways to make it malfunction.
We find a Cryo rune while attacking the town, and blow up a few enemy cities with ice nukes. We eventually kill the mayor of the town, and officially become leader. We recreate the city into greatness, and become a legendary +10 Metamancer in the process. Some morons decided that our great rule wasn't good enough for them, so they rebelled. We turned their leader into mush, and fed the one rebel we didn't kill to the dwarven traps. We make the yin-yang bombs, and fight Violentrix. We get beaten, and are taken to Zion's home.
We play WIZARD'S PICROSS with Zion, and here we are now.

[Aklyon]

you guys know we can't really go through the portal until we know what we're going in there for, right?

[Lillipad]

We're going in to transcend the human self and become a demigod. Didn't I already state that when I suggested even making the portal in the first place?

[Aklyon]

why, though?
thats not really much to go with, and this is too important to have a tiny post for.

[Lillipad]

Well, we couldn't defeat Violentrix as a human because we're too magic focused this way. The obvious way out of that is to refine Vix as an existence in the metaphysical.

[Aklyon]

eep, forgot important update!

You combine all of the stuff, and a pretty unstable spiral swirl of energy appears. a dwarf axes it, and the portal appears! you jump through, but it doesn't stay stable for long. You materialize an icicle and engrave Reyk Figaro on that spot.

*KA-FOOM!*
you suddenly have a urgent feeling to duck, and hear a small, very hot, roundish thing scrapes the edge of the top of the Cryswarm Armor Helmet. What the hell was that? That handheld weapon looks nothing like a sling, or a crossbow.

[breadbocks]

Metamance ourselves to massive size, the armor coming with. Hard to kill us then their weapons are the equivalent of a splinter to us.

[Aklyon]

I'd been trying to hint at what kind of weapon the unknown thing had.
also, remember, this is the metaphysical plane, normal physics do not strictly apply.

[breadbocks]

What, is it a fireball? Everyone knows fire makes a FWOOSH. Therefore, it can't be a fireball. Therefore, it is a bullet. Anyways, establish our supremacy in metamancy.

[Lillipad]

Look at the thing in question. If it's hostile with no hope of becoming non-hostile begin agressing it with icicles of doom.

[Aklyon]

You look at the shooter and his odd de-*Ti-ang!*-vice.
Well, the metal can't be that well made, it didn't even do more than dent and bounce off the Cryswarm.

[Lillipad]

Use Psionics to crush the weapon. Bolster Psionics with Metamancy if necessary.

[breadbocks]

Use Psionics to crush the weapon. Bolster Psionics with Metamancy if necessary.

[Aklyon]

You try to psychically smash the gun, and it explodes in its hand. it dashes off, leaving you in the swirling misty metasurroundings.

[breadbocks]

>Ascend.