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[Furtuka]

give him a poster saying that if he finds physics and kidnaps him he will get a fabulous reward

[RedWarrior0]

Metamance Thief to be an imbecile who does not know what a loophole is and would not exploit it if he did.

Also, for the armor, remember that Cryswarm is going to be the... Template? No, not quite. Model. Yes, that is the word.

[Lillipad]

Sarda grew a mustache after meeting White Mage at the beginning of the universe. Over billions of years he probably forgot to shave it.

[RedWarrior0]

Grow a Fu Manchu.

[breadbocks]

While maintaining the time stop, plant a "No trespassing. Any trespassers WILL be killed on sight. By passing this point, you submit to whatever punishment the present Town Mayor, Vix, wishes. You are now out of any other jurisdictions. Only the Town Mayor, Vix,'s law is accepted. Any comic stars, or Final Fantasy class personifications are to be killed on sight. Any nonMAGIC!!!al person(s) with legal experience and are unapproved by the present Town Mayor, Vix, are subject to any punishment the present Town Mayor, Vix, wishes to subject. Any contracts which are unapproved by the present Town Mayor, Vix, are rendered invalid. Any person(s) who are subject to punishment from the present Town Mayor, Vix, are not allowed to cross this boundary, else they are a criminal, and illegal." sign. Go back to your previous position, unfreeze time, and show Thief the sign.

[Aklyon]

He...
Well, he hasn't given up, but he hasn't stopped staring at the sign for an hour.

[RedWarrior0]

Attack of opportunity?

[Lillipad]

While he is stupified trick him into signing a contract that entitles us to his life story.

[Aklyon]

Attack of opportunity?

*STAB!*
Huzzah for Attack of Opportunity!

[Furtuka]

soooo is he dead?

[Lillipad]

Loot Thief of all his possessions that can be used as reagents in magic anything.

[Furtuka]

search him for the deed to elfland and anything valuable

[Aklyon]

soooo is he dead?

hes still standing, but bleeding.

[breadbocks]

Cut out his heart and feed it to a pig, hammer a cross into his chest, cut off the his head and impale it on an upright spike, cut the his body in half, remove all the organs and burn them, and cut off his testicles. That is the punishment we deem needed for an infringement of the magnitude Thief made.
And loot his corpse.

[Furtuka]

and summon a random personification of death and have them sign a contract to make sure he stays dead