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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 219610 times)

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Moving on...
« Reply #2490 on: October 27, 2010, 03:01:11 pm »

Check the progress of the anti-mana student at the academy
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dragnar

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« Reply #2491 on: October 27, 2010, 03:02:03 pm »

Rewrite reality according to our whim. Our whim at the moment is to have a cryswarm 10,000.
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ragnarok97071

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« Reply #2492 on: October 27, 2010, 03:02:45 pm »

And to be able to freely leech energy from anyone within a mile.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2493 on: October 27, 2010, 03:05:27 pm »

*POOF!*
The Cryswarm 10K!
Ow, ow,ow! Filter broke! OW!
Stop talking! Ow!
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ragnarok97071

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« Reply #2494 on: October 27, 2010, 03:06:53 pm »

REALITY WARP BETTER FILTER!
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2495 on: October 27, 2010, 03:10:33 pm »

You remove sound from reality long enough to make a better filter.
Ahh.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Moving on...
« Reply #2496 on: October 27, 2010, 03:11:44 pm »

Check the progress of the anti-mana student at the academy
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Lillipad

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« Reply #2497 on: October 27, 2010, 03:12:10 pm »

Tell the Cryswarm to help us create a better filter. Also have them assign a hive-mind.
I will go back to lurking, this was just so we could progress a bit with the Cryswarm.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2498 on: October 27, 2010, 03:14:11 pm »

Now that you can hear yourself think, you check on the altered student...

Ugh. Obviously he's doing fine if you can feel it from outside the door.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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« Reply #2499 on: October 27, 2010, 03:17:51 pm »

I mean check how he is doing with his abilitys and classes and stuff
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« Reply #2500 on: October 27, 2010, 03:21:40 pm »

And laws of magic.

After we can use both mana types, we need a couple hundred layers of each shielding us. Make us armor with 3 layers of adamantine separated by mana or antimana, then folding the result a few thousand times to get a pastry dough effect, then cover the outside of the resultant armor in slade and decorate it in charged diamonds, adamantine, and menacing spikes of mana and antimana. Have it be extremely detailed; a cryswarm 15,000 should act as a prototype for the dwarven legendary +5 blacksmith metamagically enhanced to be a legendary +15 blacksmith who will forge the full set of plate sans helm, and decorate it all.

We then need to find and capture the most powerful dragon we can find and alchemize it with the most powerful demon we can find, then turn the skull of the result into a badass helm.
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« Reply #2501 on: October 27, 2010, 03:31:05 pm »

Most of that is a bad idea. Akylon has already said we can't use antimana unless we screw things up too badly for our magic to work.

The dragon on the other hand... WE NEED A DRAGON MOUNT! Ask the dwarves where one is.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2502 on: October 27, 2010, 03:32:48 pm »

We can't wear slade, though;its too heavy. we could barely budge that tiny orb of it.

Anti-Student:
Pyromancy (Cryo): 4
Science (Alchemy): 8
Kinetic Strength (Psionics): 1
Cryomancy (Pyro): 0, still AntiBalanced.
Punching Strength (Punching Strength): Not much.

@dragnar: That, or restart as an AntiWizard, which you guys were against doing.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

ragnarok97071

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« Reply #2503 on: October 27, 2010, 03:38:04 pm »

We shall thief. write a contract so circuitous that MAGIC itself can't figure it out, and stipulates that we can do whatever we want with magic, with no detriments. problem solved.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2504 on: October 27, 2010, 03:43:46 pm »

Y-!!!
Apparently Thief heard your plan from wherever he was and sneak attacked you FOR MASSIVE (but non-lethal) DAMAGE!
Now what?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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