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[Lillipad]

Wait, wait, wait. We gave one person an antimana source already, let's just give him one too.

[breadbocks]

UnBalance him. Then once he recovers, ReBalance him.

[Lillipad]

Do the thing breadbocks said first, then make his life even more swell by making him function on antimana.

[Aklyon]

Wait, wait, wait. We gave one person an antimana source already, let's just give him one too.

That person was much weaker than us, could be easily knocked unconscious, and wasn't twice as big as us.
Do you see the problem?

You try to UnBalance him.
"What, thats it? you're dissapointing me, Vix. I expected a much more interesting fight then this.
Oh well." You dodge out of the way again, the sword again slicing a huge hole in the ground. You wonder why you aren't using your sword.

[Lillipad]

Use Metamancy and Psionics to create a metaphysical blade, use Psionics to toss the blade, while keeping a constant stream of copies of it spawning with Metamancy. As he evades be subtle about surrounding him entirely with them, then send the now inescapable waves crashing down on him.

[breadbocks]

Make a Sai out of Cryswarm. Catch the sword. Style beats power, and the heaviest sword in the world can still be beat by leverage.

[Aklyon]

You start making metaphysical blades, and try encircling him subtly.
"ah, NOW we're getting somewhere!"
You can't figure out his pattern of dodging, though...

[Lillipad]

I somehow get the feeling that this is some sort of cheesey final lesson he's giving us in an act of redemption. Please tell me that isn't the case.
Try to continue the endless wave of metaphysical blades, while we go head to head in a sword clash.

[Aklyon]

no, it isn't.
nor is it any kind of 'final exam'.
Hes just that kind of boss that talks constantly while fighting.

You continue throwing the blades at him. Where is he headed...

[Lillipad]

Use Metamancy to remove his lungs and vocal chords. He can't speak if he can't take in oxygen, and lacks the vital muscles and organs to produce coherent speech, now can he?

[Aklyon]

You try to do that, and almost get stabbed by one of your own blades.
How is he holding that?

[Lillipad]

Why are we even arguing about this? Metamance a Bag of Holding into existence, put him in it, make an ice-9 in it. End of story.

[breadbocks]

Why are we even arguing about this? Metamance a Bag of Holding into existence, put him in it, make an ice-9 in it. End of story.

NOOOOO!!!!! ICE-9 KILLS US!! NOOOOO!!!!

Make a Sai out of Cryswarm. Catch the sword. Style beats power, and the heaviest sword in the world can still be beat by leverage.

Do this instead.

[Lillipad]

It would be an ice 9 in the bag of holding. If 8-bit Theater has taught us anything(which it really hasn't) it's that ice-9 works if you make it in a bag of holding.

[Aklyon]

You try to hit him with the rest of the swords in a non-lethal way before he hits you, and hit yourself.
You feel him standing behind you. thats..where he was going...
"Nice Try, Vix. but, like your drinking buddy Bridgeforged said to you before, not good enough."
You pass out, wondering how he knew that...