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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 213660 times)

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !DRAZIW ERA OUY
« Reply #2280 on: October 23, 2010, 01:27:42 pm »

I get the feeling I'm missing a rather obvious reference to something. Care to explain?
Red Vs. Blue has a floating tank that talks. don't remember the name of it, though.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #2281 on: October 23, 2010, 01:29:23 pm »

The tank's name is Sheila.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !DRAZIW ERA OUY
« Reply #2282 on: October 23, 2010, 01:48:46 pm »

can we enchant stuff? if so: miniature Glove(singular) of superior fire resistance.
then start heating addi until it starts turning liquid or your eyebrows catch fire.
use metamancy to hold it in place and shape it into a sword. permanently enchant it to stay at that temperature and form.
give to samurai squirrel leader.

then create a pair of near zero addi daggers in the same way and give them to the ninja cats.

also: since we have metamancy ad nauseam create portals between the place the cats are in and a random place then ying-yang the portal.

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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !DRAZIW ERA OUY
« Reply #2283 on: October 23, 2010, 01:57:41 pm »

Liquid adamantium? does it have a melting point?
Yin-yang portals? how would that even work?
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !DRAZIW ERA OUY
« Reply #2284 on: October 23, 2010, 02:30:58 pm »

Liquid adamantium? does it have a melting point?
25K degrees Urist.
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Yin-yang portals? how would that even work?
Toss the orb, poof! Portal!
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !DRAZIW ERA OUY
« Reply #2285 on: October 23, 2010, 02:32:40 pm »

no, i meant how do you get it in there? its just a hole.
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« Reply #2286 on: October 23, 2010, 02:38:43 pm »

I personally don't care much.
Give BJ the 22nd a cloned purple orb, and tell him to smash it underfoot. Outside town.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !DRAZIW ERA OUY
« Reply #2287 on: October 23, 2010, 09:25:16 pm »

Yes, let us continue our assault on Bob-Jim the 23rd with the now-purple orb.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !DRAZIW ERA OUY
« Reply #2288 on: October 23, 2010, 09:29:10 pm »

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Bob-Jim the 21st
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BJ the 22nd
Bob-Jim the 23rd
You guys aren't paying attention to the number at all, are you?
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« Reply #2289 on: October 23, 2010, 09:29:51 pm »

A clone BJ the 22nd, and a clone orb, of course.

We can't get near the 21st. His being antimana and all...
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !DRAZIW ERA OUY
« Reply #2290 on: October 23, 2010, 09:30:07 pm »

Not. At. All.
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« Reply #2291 on: October 23, 2010, 09:34:22 pm »

A clone BJ the 22nd, and a clone orb, of course.

We can't get near the 21st. His being antimana and all...
We can still affect him. Blast a solid cloud into the red zone and he'll fall to his doom into the air below it and be telekinetically grabbable.
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« Reply #2292 on: October 23, 2010, 09:35:55 pm »

Yes, but then we can't watch what happens when they crush the purple cloneorb underfoot.
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« Reply #2293 on: October 23, 2010, 09:37:26 pm »

Yes, but then we can't watch what happens when they crush the purple cloneorb underfoot.
save him and put him on the ground and he'll probably do whatever for us.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !DRAZIW ERA OUY
« Reply #2294 on: October 23, 2010, 09:45:17 pm »

take a promising young student at the magic academy place a spell on him to make him loyal to us then have him learn to use anti mana

*waits patiently for lilipad to shoot this down*
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