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breadbocks

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Wha?
« Reply #2055 on: October 19, 2010, 03:53:23 pm »

After we make the golem, perhaps it is time for a... nap?
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2056 on: October 19, 2010, 03:55:05 pm »

You can't find Gravity, and all your metamancy gravitational spells aren't doing anything!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!!
« Reply #2057 on: October 19, 2010, 03:57:26 pm »

O crap we're paying the price for killing physics now aren't we
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breadbocks

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« Reply #2058 on: October 19, 2010, 03:58:12 pm »

We are us. We killed physics, which means we are the new physics, so call our minion, Gravity, to us.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2059 on: October 19, 2010, 03:58:53 pm »

O crap we're paying the price for killing physics now aren't we
Unless you guys can shoehorn Quantum Physics into our current situation, yes.
I never said it wouldn't have obvious consequences.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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« Reply #2060 on: October 19, 2010, 04:01:07 pm »

and if we aren't physics then use all the powers at our disposal to turn a random (but meek and loyal to us) person into the new personification of physics
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breadbocks

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« Reply #2061 on: October 19, 2010, 04:01:47 pm »

We are us. We killed physics, which means we are the new physics, so call our minion, Gravity, to us.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2062 on: October 19, 2010, 04:03:37 pm »

We aren't Physics, though. otherwise we would have found Gravity when we searched for it.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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« Reply #2063 on: October 19, 2010, 04:04:40 pm »

Use metamancy to become physics then. We're Vix, so who cares?
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2064 on: October 19, 2010, 04:06:29 pm »

You try to become Physics, and find someone already has become it. Hes not familiar at all to you, though.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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« Reply #2065 on: October 19, 2010, 04:07:49 pm »

Teleport to him, then absorb his Physics powers.
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Furtuka

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« Reply #2066 on: October 19, 2010, 04:10:49 pm »

Find out if he is in a physical location and send a ninja cat to spy on him. Oh and check if gravity is working again
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RedWarrior0

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« Reply #2067 on: October 19, 2010, 04:21:20 pm »

Alchemy: 4th wall ruin & adamantium.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2068 on: October 19, 2010, 04:25:11 pm »

You combine a bit of adamantium with the fourth wall
*BANGWHOOSHKABOOM!*

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Huh. your hangover seems to have dissapeared. You try to find the person who is now Physics.
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He seems to have gotten run over by a horse carriage. Or he had a twin who has been.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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« Reply #2069 on: October 19, 2010, 04:27:22 pm »

Quickly! Absorb Physics before it gets to some other inconvenient location!
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