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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Wha?
« Reply #1920 on: October 14, 2010, 06:48:57 pm »
Subject Beta and his 10 friends have all vanished!
A note!
"You want weird flower sheepies?
Make speedy route to near town.
 -Jim-Bob the 53rd, son of Jim-Bob."
You really should get the idiot's rebellion cleared up. How did they get past Pongbot and Pingbot the moving walls?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #1921 on: October 14, 2010, 06:55:38 pm »
Find them. Metamance a Mind-Incubus-slave into being. Mindfuck.
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« Reply #1922 on: October 14, 2010, 06:55:46 pm »
Speaking of those stupid walls we should improve them the next time we have the chance to.

For now go kill the rebel leader.
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« Reply #1923 on: October 14, 2010, 07:02:11 pm »
Quote from: RedWarrior0 on October 14, 2010, 06:55:38 pm
Find them. Metamance a Mind-Incubus-slave into being. Mindfuck.
Win.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1924 on: October 14, 2010, 07:02:25 pm »
no questions about a town having had 53 people in a row being named Jim-Bob?

ok, then. You start looking for the idiot rebels' hideout.
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« Reply #1925 on: October 14, 2010, 07:05:36 pm »
Go to the rebel leader's hideout and freeze him and his guards to the ground (preferably with them still being alive), then recover our flower-squirrel-sheep. For the grand finale, use psionics to find all of the leader's fears and metamance them into existence. Leave him in his personal hell for about a week, then collapse his hideout.
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« Reply #1926 on: October 14, 2010, 07:07:06 pm »
Quote from: Argonnek on October 14, 2010, 07:05:36 pm
Go to the rebel leader's hideout and freeze him and his guards to the ground (preferably with them still being alive), then recover our flower-squirrel-sheep. For the grand finale, use psionics to find all of the leader's fears and metamance them into existence. Leave him in his personal hell for about a week, then collapse his hideout.

Argonnek, you have the best ideas sometimes.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1927 on: October 14, 2010, 07:12:25 pm »
Indeed.

You find the rebels in a place you should have expected from idiots, but didn't check because you didn't think they were that stupid.
Right behind your tower, sitting in the middle of town with 11 flower-sheep. Well, this is problematic. you can't collapse a hideout that isn't there, you need that air. and that town middle.
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« Reply #1928 on: October 14, 2010, 07:14:02 pm »
METAMANCY: Modify rebels to have pointy ears. teleport them into the dwarven dining hall
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Lillipad

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« Reply #1929 on: October 14, 2010, 07:14:50 pm »
Just use our godly cryomancy to freeze their brains, or hearts.

If you won't let that slide:
Quote from: ragnarok97071 on October 14, 2010, 07:14:02 pm
METAMANCY: Modify rebels to have pointy ears. teleport them into the dwarven dining hall
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« Reply #1930 on: October 14, 2010, 07:25:41 pm »
Quote from: RedWarrior0 on October 14, 2010, 06:55:38 pm
Find them. Metamance a Mind-Incubus-slave into being. Mindfuck.
Or this.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1931 on: October 14, 2010, 07:26:39 pm »
The first idea sounds funnier.

You transform the idiots into elves and teleport them. Except Jim-Bob. you clone him, and then send the clone home with no memory except that he is named Jim-Bob the 53rd, since theres no point in breaking an impressive (in someways) chain-naming just because one of them was a rebellious idiot. then you send the real him dwarfward in an elvish way.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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« Reply #1932 on: October 14, 2010, 07:29:15 pm »
Observe from our cold aura platform-in-the-sky the mayhem that unfolds as he is savagely turned into a Jim-Bob the 53rd paste.
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« Reply #1933 on: October 14, 2010, 07:35:00 pm »
You walk through the tavern back-door and observe the making of paste #53.
It is made by a hammer trap to the face.

The dwarves are much more well-defended than they were before. The ballista is missing, though. perhaps it was moved.
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Lillipad

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« Reply #1934 on: October 14, 2010, 07:38:33 pm »
Go see the latest news in the fortress. Also thank them for turning #53 into paste for us.
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