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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - OMGWTF?! 2 twenties in a row!
« Reply #1845 on: October 12, 2010, 11:36:48 pm »

if its powered by a demon, it'll eventually want out, whether we allow it or not.
not much good there.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - OMGWTF?! 2 twenties in a row!
« Reply #1846 on: October 12, 2010, 11:38:26 pm »

We can just cryomance an ice golem.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - OMGWTF?! 2 twenties in a row!
« Reply #1847 on: October 12, 2010, 11:50:08 pm »

We can just cryomance an ice golem.
How does that power the Float spell. I mean we don't need it per se, but how many Floating Islands are powered by DEMONS? Rule of Cool, dude.
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - OMGWTF?! 2 twenties in a row!
« Reply #1848 on: October 12, 2010, 11:57:18 pm »

I could easily make a temperature joke right now, but I'll choose to be better than that.(for now...)
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - OMGWTF?! 2 twenties in a row!
« Reply #1849 on: October 13, 2010, 12:05:05 am »

LOOPHOLE!

SOOO! We don't need to choose. You see, if we use metamancy as the base, instead of cryomancy, we get a freebie. You see, we can halve all our other skills as bonuses. Mechamancy, Technologic, Alchemy, Psionics are all at ~11 so: 4(11/2)=22. Cryomancy is at 21, so 10.5 bonus ranks there (22+10.5=32.5), then our actual Metamancy is at 13, so 32.5+13=45.5. More than enough to get guarenteed roles, so we can use the 20's for super awesome island, and a damn hefty Metamancy bonus.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - OMGWTF?! 2 twenties in a row!
« Reply #1850 on: October 13, 2010, 12:10:54 am »

...just because metamancy counts as half ranks in other skills doesn't mean the reverse is true.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - OMGWTF?! 2 twenties in a row!
« Reply #1851 on: October 13, 2010, 12:38:07 am »

...just because metamancy counts as half ranks in other skills doesn't mean the reverse is true.
Quit denying my sexy awesomeness!
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Wha?
« Reply #1852 on: October 13, 2010, 01:47:20 pm »

You find a...thing floating above the town, right where you'd been planning to make the island. you can't actually tell what it is, it keeps changing colors and shapes.

You crack it.
Theres a massive blast of light and sound, and some other kind of shockwave goes through you as you get knocked off your frozen piece of water.
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Ugh, what happened? why does everything feel so pliable? whats the glowing stuff floating everywhere in your tower?
Why is there a hole in your roof!?
Oh yeah. the...thing. and the light and the crazy sounds and the weird-feeling shockwave and the falling and the...dirt? That explains the roof. Doesn't explain how the dirt is floating outside or the rest, though. Ugh. too much for you to deal with with such a headache. you go back to sleep.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Wha?
« Reply #1853 on: October 13, 2010, 03:01:01 pm »

when we wake up alchemize the glowing stuff with a reactive
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Wha?
« Reply #1854 on: October 13, 2010, 10:53:52 pm »

you wake up, and everything is still the same. you want a blanket though. you pick up you cloak and it stretches to wrap around you.
how did that?
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That was some kind of spacetime anomaly, wasn't it? it must have messed around with your Metamancy a lot.

Legendary+5+1 Metamancer!
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Wha?
« Reply #1855 on: October 13, 2010, 10:56:16 pm »

Check our surroundings.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Wha?
« Reply #1856 on: October 13, 2010, 10:58:12 pm »

Sooo... Metamancy won the vote? Lame.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Wha?
« Reply #1857 on: October 13, 2010, 10:59:49 pm »

Everything looks changeable now.
You wonder if you could float, and the air holds you up when you jump.
The island seems to be perfectly fine, but...odd.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Wha?
« Reply #1858 on: October 13, 2010, 11:04:38 pm »

Use epic metamancy to make epic island.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Wha?
« Reply #1859 on: October 13, 2010, 11:09:33 pm »

You jump-walk-float to near the island. It looked odd because the anomaly was still there and it was causing somekind of illusional island. you metamance it away, and the island appears, much more Epic.
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