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[dragnar]

link the 500-swarm to our computer and check out it's thoughts.

[Aklyon]

Blululuh!
That felt weird!
...
Oh!
Hello?
Whats this thing?
It works constantly like Us
But its contained.
If We pushed that bit juu-OW!
OW! x500

You blasted it away from opening the computer. thing is crazy curious now, it seems. finally smarter. You smile.

-What was that for, Master Vix?
We just wanted to see what our friend was
to see if it was like Us
Yeah! x499

the comp's fan kicks in. obviously you'll need to boost the filter a bit, it shouldn't be causing overheat after just one large filtration.

Hmm?
Whats that scribbling
on the screen
...
is that Our thoughts? x500
Do We think too much for you to figure out, Sir?

Well. that was quick. its already figured out what the computer is for.

(Each seperate line is a different unit thinking at the same time. triple dots are mass pauses)

[breadbocks]

Reply
"Yes. My mind it limited, and until I have enough time in safety to increase its limits, I need this computer to interpret your thoughts in a way that allows me to understand you. See, I'm formed from just one me, as opposed to lots of me's, so I have trouble understanding several hundred sensory inputs at once. So, I built this computer to format your thoughts so as to make them understandable to me."

Proceed to ask it to help us program a friend/enemy recognizing AI for turrets and Rinkas.

[Aklyon]

Singular Mind?
Non-Plural?
What? x498
...
...
How do you decide on things? x500

Thank God you made that filter before it could think.

[breadbocks]

Reply
"It doesn't make any sense to me how you could stay sane. I'd be considered quite insane by human standards, because there is really some sort of network telling one human mind what to tell me to do. Never made sense to me how it works, but it does. Let us not dwell on how our minds differ and align. Instead, I have a project for us to work on."

Proceed to ask it to help us program a friend/enemy recognizing AI for turrets and Rinkas.

[Aklyon]

Whose Rinka?

Oy.
(I remember what you're talking about bread. just thought it would be funny for it to ask that first.)

[Aklyon]

It reprograms the turrets to shoot enemies, but not you, dwarves, or things not actually specifically enemies yet. At least it got farther than you did, so long ago.

[dragnar]

Ask it what it thinks of magic. Also ask what it would do if ordered to light itself on fire.

[breadbocks]

Whose Rinka?

Show it our various designs, show it our various creations, and ask it for advice on improving them. Also, make another Reactive Sheep-Squirrel and crystal tree, and show the defender cryswarm to it, for it to grow.

[Aklyon]

It loves magics, obviously. how else would it be alive?

Fire?
Well
If you asked us too...

I suggest against doing that. Cold Auras do not make your house actually fire-proof, unless its made out of ice.

[dragnar]

Instruct it not to hurt itself just because someone told it to.

[breadbocks]

Instruct it not to hurt itself just because someone told it to.

This. Also, tell it to divide itself no smaller than 100 units, ever.

[Aklyon]

"Confirmed." you see on the screen, and a few seconds later a very badly telepathed version also appears on the screen. You didn't know it had that!

[Argonnek]

Ask it to help reprogram the filter to be more efficient, as it knows its thoughts better than anyone.

[Lillipad]

Ask it to help reprogram the filter to be more efficient, as it knows its thoughts better than anyone.

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