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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 219090 times)

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1680 on: October 08, 2010, 06:34:39 pm »

Magic + anything = scientific rules out yonder window.
So? Unless Pyromancy was applied, crystal won't catch fire. Also, just because SCIENCE!!! is in 1000 pieces right now doesn't mean we can't use a fragment to our advantage.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1681 on: October 08, 2010, 06:39:29 pm »

Magic + anything = scientific rules out yonder window.
So? Unless Pyromancy was applied, crystal won't catch fire. Also, just because SCIENCE!!! is in 1000 pieces right now doesn't mean we can't use a fragment to our advantage.
It was funny. now lets get on with it.

You wake up. the far horizon seems a tad more orange today.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #1682 on: October 08, 2010, 06:41:11 pm »

Make some sort of magic detectors for your cats and squirrels so that in case you send them out on solo missions they'll know to run away if a wizard shows up

so how about now
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1683 on: October 08, 2010, 06:45:29 pm »

You make some magic detectors out of the dead metallic squirrel and some blasts of magic. you put on on each of your animals.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1684 on: October 08, 2010, 06:50:04 pm »

Set the detectors to recognize your magic signature, and not blast you when you enchant our army.

Also, would it be possible to put flintlock pistol-type cannons on the backs of the SS? We shall have Ninja-Pirate cats and Samurai-Commodore squirrels. In addition, make the squirrels cat sized, meat eaters, and look like this:
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1685 on: October 08, 2010, 06:55:11 pm »

You make angrily sad samurai squirrels with flintlock pistol backs.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1686 on: October 08, 2010, 06:58:50 pm »

Harvest beta and create as much cryswarm as possible with the reactives.

...Also make about 10 more squirrels like beta.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1687 on: October 08, 2010, 07:05:12 pm »

Give the magic detectors some sort of scale that allows them to rate how strong the magic source is
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1688 on: October 08, 2010, 07:09:18 pm »

they have a scale already. it goes from

Meh. (serf with unknown latent magic power)
to
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sarda)

11 x 20 = 200 or so, which would make (at most) 400 units, bringing it to around Cryswarm-600
Do it? or save some?
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1689 on: October 08, 2010, 07:16:18 pm »

Go for Cryswarm 500.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1690 on: October 08, 2010, 07:27:01 pm »

Send some ninja cats to nearby towns to scout for potential threats
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1691 on: October 08, 2010, 07:29:17 pm »

*Whumpf!*

Oof. you'll have to find sometime to fix that, or ask the dwarves later. 200 reactives at once caused the Cryswarm to suck the entirity of the room in Experimental Tower in and blow you out. It seems around Cryswarm-800 now, the room seems to have changed with the crystals. its still somehow in Quad-Sword form, but you bet you could faint a dwarf just showing them it, its gotten exponentially closer to fractal-like levels of detail intricacy all over.

You really should make something bigger, no one is going to take such a decorated sword seriously.

Furtaka: there are no more nearby towns. we blew them all up and put a circular chunk of the artic in the middle of the Warm Places.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1692 on: October 08, 2010, 07:48:08 pm »

Yeah, definitely modify more squirrels to be like beta. And have 500 of the cryswarm separate and guard you, use the remaining 300 as the sword.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1693 on: October 08, 2010, 07:55:55 pm »

Yeah, definitely modify more squirrels to be like beta. And have 500 of the cryswarm separate and guard you, use the remaining 300 as the sword.
Are you nuts? Have 300 guard home, and have the remaining 500 form a darth maul style staff with two quad swords on the end.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1694 on: October 08, 2010, 08:06:58 pm »

You tell it to split 300 off and be Primary Guard (the rest are now Secondary Guard, except Ping and Pongbot). It shifts a bit, splits, and Beta chunk (300) forms a vague humanoid and bows before floating over to the tower top. you tell the now Cryswarm-500 to make a Octo Sword, but stafflike.
It does so. You now have a short staff with a quadruple helix on both ends.

I'm not going to make smaller parts dumber. if its made it past a point (like 500), all of it is that good.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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