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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 213207 times)

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - hehehe...
« Reply #1635 on: October 07, 2010, 03:39:24 pm »

This.
Is.
Suspenseful.
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« Reply #1636 on: October 07, 2010, 03:57:00 pm »

thats the Master's Rune of Cryomancy.
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Skim through it, seeing if there is anything of use to us. Then see if we can feel any powerful mages around.

Wait.

OH SHIT! That was our teacher, wasn't it?
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1637 on: October 07, 2010, 04:20:20 pm »

You decide to go to the neighboring towns of Zing, Ploh, Bluh, and Wom, but with no cats, no armor, no Cryswarm, just an aura of pure cold and a perfectly clear ice sword. But you aren't disguised as a demon. That you're saving for your town. You walk to Zing a foot off the ground, walking on the fog freezing under your feet and blasting the rest out of the way. You'd heard rumors of someone called Zion, so-called Emperor of The Seven Towns. Well, control of Reyk Figaro plus 4 decimated towns should get his attention.

After all, rumors also said they were his next targets.

You slice right through the gate like it was warm butter, and look for a wizard. seeing none, you create a Stable Absolute Zero, and leave it floating on a piece of charged ice. You do the same at Ploh, Bluh, and Wom. then, from atop a cloud, you hit all 4 at once with an icicle, and the towns disappear into white explosions, everything miles around them turning white from the immense blast of Cryomancy.

HeheheheHAHAHAHAHA!

BEAT THAT, ZION!



Ya'll have good ideas, but lets move the story a bit more, shall we?
Computers and squirrels and cats are interesting and useful to mess around with, but I was honestly getting bored of doing stuff with them right now. (and since you guys to focus on all of that, I decided to get Cryo boosted up to max so you can)
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Lillipad

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« Reply #1638 on: October 07, 2010, 04:23:58 pm »

Prepare the Psiguise again, and go back to haunt the town.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - HAHAHA!
« Reply #1639 on: October 07, 2010, 04:27:07 pm »

We just blew the 4 surrounding towns into tiny shards of ice, do we really need the disguise?
All we have to do is tell them who did it and they'll surrender.

Or shoot us.
Probably the first one, though.
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« Reply #1640 on: October 07, 2010, 04:28:11 pm »

thats the Master's Rune of Cryomancy.
lolwut

Skim through it, seeing if there is anything of use to us. Then see if we can feel any powerful mages around.

Wait.

OH SHIT! That was our teacher, wasn't it?
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - HAHAHA!
« Reply #1641 on: October 07, 2010, 04:30:34 pm »

We already read the book, how else would we do that town-blasting thing?
thats definatly not anything Rank 12 can do.
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« Reply #1642 on: October 07, 2010, 04:36:33 pm »

Ohhh. Epic level. Sooo.... can we feel any powerful mages around.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - HAHAHA!
« Reply #1643 on: October 07, 2010, 04:40:03 pm »

There are no powerful wizards nearby, except you. The shopkeeper was at Bluh, but obviously is no more now.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - HAHAHA!
« Reply #1644 on: October 07, 2010, 04:57:29 pm »

Can we trace the book?
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« Reply #1645 on: October 07, 2010, 04:59:14 pm »

If not... I say it's time for a little nap, do you agree? If we can somehow get back to the Cryswarm or something like it that we can access, research known master Cryomancers.
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Furtuka

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« Reply #1646 on: October 07, 2010, 05:02:56 pm »

Make some sort of magic detectors for your cats and squirrels so that in case you send them out on solo missions they'll know to run away if a wizard shows up
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1647 on: October 07, 2010, 05:04:11 pm »

You focus on the book, and find out that the shopkeeper got it from a...hooded thing...Very much to the North. (Too far with not enough happening to trace very far back with our current Psionics.)

He got it from The North, and Zion is more of a Florida than a Michigan.
You go back to your tower.

POLL!
Tell the dwarves what we did, or not? (should they ally with us, or be neutral?)
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Lillipad

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« Reply #1648 on: October 07, 2010, 05:06:48 pm »

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« Reply #1649 on: October 07, 2010, 05:22:57 pm »

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