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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 213155 times)

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Awesomeness.
« Reply #1575 on: October 04, 2010, 07:59:52 pm »

You get Bob working on a dome, and remove the metal squirrel.you leave the samurai to train a bunch of others for arena combat, to be morphed later.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Awesomeness.
« Reply #1576 on: October 04, 2010, 09:57:54 pm »

Modify the gun squirrel design to have more strength and stamina and make a squirrel sized eyepiece/monacle that has a enchantment to give it a zoom function
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Armok

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Awesomeness.
« Reply #1577 on: October 05, 2010, 12:07:12 pm »

You get a squirrel in a orb.
you plug the orb in.
the computer starts squeaking.

Close enough, for now.
Bob will be done next update.
Wait, what exactly happened here? Did we transfer the squirrels mind to one of those power orbs? (weren't they just a power source?) And have the squirrel work and interface in realtime with the computer without taking up all it's power?!
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Awesomeness.
« Reply #1578 on: October 05, 2010, 12:20:09 pm »

Modify the gun squirrel design to have more strength and stamina and make a squirrel sized eyepiece/monacle that has a enchantment to give it a zoom function
This.
But I think that instead of making an eyepiece, we should just enchant its eye.
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hachnslay

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Awesomeness.
« Reply #1579 on: October 05, 2010, 12:54:01 pm »

isolate the part of their minds that makes them feel pain, and delete it.
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« Reply #1580 on: October 05, 2010, 03:55:35 pm »

isolate the part of their minds that makes them feel pain, and delete it.
Only on the Samurai. Also, I will be collectively referring to the Squirrel Samurai as the SS, and the Ninja Cats as MH (Mason haters).
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Lillipad

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« Reply #1581 on: October 05, 2010, 04:01:10 pm »

Let's just keep calling the Ninja Cats Ninja Cats. Mason Haters will be the name of the highly trained mason slaying brigade. For every bloodied piece of overpriced masonry they bring back a new trophy will be added to the brigade's living quarters.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Awesomeness.
« Reply #1582 on: October 05, 2010, 08:57:21 pm »

You get a squirrel in a orb.
you plug the orb in.
the computer starts squeaking.

Close enough, for now.
Bob will be done next update.
Wait, what exactly happened here? Did we transfer the squirrels mind to one of those power orbs? (weren't they just a power source?) And have the squirrel work and interface in realtime with the computer without taking up all it's power?!
We put a squirrel in an empty crystal ball, then put that where the power orb would be.
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Lillipad

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« Reply #1583 on: October 05, 2010, 09:00:34 pm »

Squirrels don't strike me as the efficient energy source Vix thought them to be. For now create a Ninja Cat brigade. Name it Bloody Mason. It will consist of Ninja Cat Alpha and 9 of his/her fellow Ninja Cats.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1584 on: October 05, 2010, 09:10:45 pm »

thats all of the ninja cats.
Also, I'd been planning to do a demon visit in the game today, but i woke up feeling like crap, so it'll have to wait until this goes away.
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Lillipad

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« Reply #1585 on: October 05, 2010, 09:17:13 pm »

I don't really care if we use all of them, but we don't want to be discovered, so only use Alpha and four others. Once we get more cats from the dying dwarfs we'll upgrade it to ten members.

Make a guard unit out of the remaining 5 cats.
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« Reply #1586 on: October 05, 2010, 09:29:38 pm »

Make a guard unit out of the remaining 5 cats.
We can do better than that. Supah size the SS, like we did with Subject Beta. Speaking of him, how long has it been since we've harvested him?
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Lillipad

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« Reply #1587 on: October 05, 2010, 09:35:08 pm »

It's been at least a day since we harvested him.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1588 on: October 05, 2010, 09:39:26 pm »

We kinda forgot about him after he didn't die.
You harvest Beta again, and now have 40 reactives!

You modify mortar-squirrel to have a targeting reticule in its left eye, and magnify its strength. It shoots much more consistantly, though with much less stopping power than if you shot the icicle. You also remove the squirrel orb and place the stable magipower orb back in, since the computer wasn't working at top capacity.

The doom squirrel arena is complete. now it just needs a audience to watch, with the illusory demon lording over it.
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Awesomeness.
« Reply #1589 on: October 05, 2010, 09:44:09 pm »

So the arena will be in the next 'visit' eh? We'll haunt them twice more, then offer to 'slay the demon.'

Have your Samurai Squirrels train in the arena for a while, then make the strongest ones Subject Beta sized and have them form a guard unit.
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