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Armok

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« Reply #1560 on: October 04, 2010, 05:13:10 pm »

Isn't psi used for stuff like telekinesis as well? and we contacted trees and cryswarms and stuff that dosn't have brains? Even if the current computer design isn't compatible, building something that is and hooking it up shouldn't be very hard.
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« Reply #1561 on: October 04, 2010, 05:16:06 pm »

The problem is most likely that the computer/cryswarm's minds are VERY different from a normal brain. Making them compatible would require totally rebuilding the system from scratch, in a very different way.
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« Reply #1562 on: October 04, 2010, 05:18:02 pm »

A bow has two parts, not one. Ranged Squirrels are still doable, though.
All you need to do is give the arm the body of a recurve bow, and hand them a roll of string.
its a squirrel. its not that smart.
Well then, fix it. If you make it larger like I said, it has more gray matter, and thus, more capacity for WIZARD!!!ly things.
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« Reply #1563 on: October 04, 2010, 05:20:04 pm »

Why don't we just make guns for the ranged guard animals? Magic guns!
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1564 on: October 04, 2010, 05:22:20 pm »

Dragnar is right.
Computers are computers. the Cryswarm is a lot like it right now, since it doesn't really think for its selves yet. Both are also non-living, so theres no electrocution risk.

Squirrels are not lightning-proof, so we'd have to rebuild the whole connector to not conduct power, which means the cable would have to be powered by the things's nerves.

Lilli: It is a gun. well, more like a rocket launcher, but still a gun-thing.
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Furtuka

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« Reply #1565 on: October 04, 2010, 05:23:37 pm »

Make a set of crysteel armor for all of your battle squirrels
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« Reply #1566 on: October 04, 2010, 05:23:41 pm »

Akly,  the term you want is a mortar.
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« Reply #1567 on: October 04, 2010, 05:30:59 pm »

ok.
we have a mortar-equipped squirrel, and Bob was stuck in a hole. hes back to working now.
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« Reply #1568 on: October 04, 2010, 06:11:37 pm »

ugh, thats the oposite of my point! We *did* conect psionicaly with the cryswarm, and it wasn't even hard. Then we got info overload and a headace, but the conecting part was complelty free of truble!
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1569 on: October 04, 2010, 06:19:58 pm »

You get a squirrel in a orb.
you plug the orb in.
the computer starts squeaking.

Close enough, for now.
Bob will be done next update.
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« Reply #1570 on: October 04, 2010, 06:40:05 pm »

ugh, thats the oposite of my point! We *did* conect psionicaly with the cryswarm, and it wasn't even hard. Then we got info overload and a headace, but the conecting part was complelty free of truble!
Yes. And it's mind is totally incompatible with a normal mind. We can connect to it, we can connect to the squirrel. We can't transfer data from one to the other because they can't understand each other.
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« Reply #1571 on: October 04, 2010, 06:46:35 pm »

Make a Mecha-Samurai Squirrel
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1572 on: October 04, 2010, 07:00:43 pm »

(need stabilizers for mecha, both for legs and power orbs.)

You Make a metal-skinned squirrel with sword arms, and alter a normal samurai squirrel, and have Claw throw them into the ring to test it. SwordArm attacks like a barbarian, swinging its arms all around, while the samurai consistantly hits the same spot in the armor. eventually it breaks, and SwordArm bleeds lubricant and blood.he still keeps fighting though, but the lack of lubricant eventually stalls him in place, and samurai wins. Ninja Alpha only misses hitting the samurai with ice beam because you knocked it over right before it tried to shoot.
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« Reply #1573 on: October 04, 2010, 07:16:45 pm »

NINJA ALPHA: PSIONIC MENTAL BLOCK ADD:
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IF:Target=Samuraisquirrel
THEN: CEASE FIRE
Set Samuraisquirrel(Friend)=1
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« Reply #1574 on: October 04, 2010, 07:19:29 pm »

NINJA ALPHA: PSIONIC MENTAL BLOCK ADD:
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IF:Target=Samuraisquirrel
THEN: CEASE FIRE
Set Samuraisquirrel(Friend)=1
No. You would be ruining history by making Ninjas and Samurai not fight. The ninjas form for the exact purpose of killing samurai.

Get Bob on making a dome over the arena, so the samurai and ninjas will stay apart.
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