Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

blah?

0 (0%)

blah!

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 0

[dragnar]

For teh lols. Why else?
...
Excuse me, I must go punch myself for typing that...

[Aklyon]

* Aklyon punches dragnar

Edit: whoa! I didn't think that would actually do anything besides put / me. cool.

there you go.
We can't make more computers without stable power orbs (or one giant one, but that would require another circuitry upgrade), and all of ours besides the one semi-portable one are linked together in the Cryswarm room.

[Lillipad]

We've never read a dwarf's mind before. We've got time, so let's do that?

Also yay, people finally want to make the village our magical bastion of WIZARD!

[Aklyon]

You try to read a dwarf's mind, and almost pass out. even their thoughts are too drunk for you to compete with!

[Armok]

disconnect cryswarm, back up files, coppy a squirrel to that.

Also, this is for SCIENCE, once we have determined the transfer is working and complete we should probably delete it. it's a proof of concept for eventual future projects that will be much more useful, and to develop software for interacting with a brain simulation.

[Aklyon]

So you guys are planning on robo-animals with brains? Ok.
You stab the squirrel's tail with the cable. why you don't know, but it seemed the best place at the time.
The squirrel is fried by the magipower in the computer.

[dragnar]

Hmm... is the cryswarm capable of processing rock into more of itself?

[Lillipad]

We tried already dragnar. The Cryswarm wouldn't eat rock, no matter what we tried.

For now make a batch of giant squirrels from the misc pile and begin converting their claws into steel, or something.

[breadbocks]

WE NEED SQUIRREL RANGED TROOPERS! Make them bigger, teach them to stand on two legs, and metamance its hands into a bow and an arm made to grab arrows, then shoot it off as quickly and accurately as possible.

[Aklyon]

A bow has two parts, not one. Ranged Squirrels are still doable, though.

You make a squirrel have an icicle launcher in its back, and dump a dozen into it and command it to shoot the trees. it stops, squirms a bit trying to find what muscle its attached to, but then finally blasts a tree with one. its way off target, near the top left instead of the middle at chest height. it tries again, then falls asleep.

dangit, you need stronger squirrels! whats taking bob so long? hes still only half done.

[Lillipad]

Go see why Bob is building so slowly.

[breadbocks]

A bow has two parts, not one. Ranged Squirrels are still doable, though.

All you need to do is give the arm the body of a recurve bow, and hand them a roll of string.

[Furtuka]

Make a set of crysteel armor for all of your battle squirrels

[Armok]

I mean you shuld copy it to a computer the way you did betwen two squirrels before! You can conect psionically with your computers right?
 > make psionic interface for computers

[Aklyon]

A bow has two parts, not one. Ranged Squirrels are still doable, though.

All you need to do is give the arm the body of a recurve bow, and hand them a roll of string.

its a squirrel. its not that smart.
 the Psionics way needs two brains, and we need better psi to combine it with computers.