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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Awesomeness.
« Reply #1485 on: October 03, 2010, 06:53:04 pm »

...wha? we said robotic samurai cougar.

oh well at least its not a pirate

EDIT: 100 PAGES YAY!!!
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dragnar

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« Reply #1486 on: October 03, 2010, 06:56:24 pm »

Give one of the ninja cats an eyepatch that shoots ice beams.
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« Reply #1487 on: October 03, 2010, 07:08:00 pm »

We must use our MAGIC!! psionics to force them into mutual understanding and tolerance.
Then, we concur all!
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1488 on: October 03, 2010, 07:16:47 pm »

...wha? we said robotic samurai cougar.

oh well at least its not a pirate

EDIT: 100 PAGES YAY!!!
I didn't feel like looking up what a cougar looked like.

You try to make them understand each other, while hanging from the ceiling. the Ninja cat jumps up to try to reach the squirrel, and the squirrel tries to jump downward while screeching.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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« Reply #1489 on: October 03, 2010, 07:19:47 pm »

The Samurai Cougar used a lion, or something.

Let the animals duke it out while we finish the thought filter.
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« Reply #1490 on: October 03, 2010, 07:25:08 pm »

We must use our MAGIC!! psionics to force them into mutual understanding and tolerance.
Then, we conquer all!
Fix'd, unless you meant to agree with absolutely everything.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1491 on: October 03, 2010, 07:28:33 pm »

The Samurai Cougar used a lion, or something.

Let the animals duke it out while we finish the thought filter.
We already finished it, and the samurai was armor-pierced already, thats not going to last much longer.
We haven't tested it, because the Cryswarm is busy being Idle.
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« Reply #1492 on: October 03, 2010, 07:31:21 pm »

When did we do all this stuff? You only ever said we started on the thought filter. Not once have you mentioned finishing it.

Go run around a field of flowers, or something.
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« Reply #1493 on: October 03, 2010, 07:33:08 pm »

you add the last line to the thought filter, and save it.
It's done. Now:
Give one of the ninja cats an eyepatch that shoots ice beams.
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Lillipad

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« Reply #1494 on: October 03, 2010, 07:36:54 pm »

First my memory dies, now my sight is failing. Great. Perfect.

We could probably make something better for a cat than an eye-patch, a hidden collar, or something.
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Furtuka

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« Reply #1495 on: October 03, 2010, 07:39:16 pm »

You know what actually considering the way this is going we should go and make pirate carp and kung-fu master birds in order to have as much control of the awesomeness spectrum as we can
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1496 on: October 03, 2010, 07:43:20 pm »

Nah, we should add more to the pirate theme, that way we could do more if this lasts until TLAPD 2011.
And eyepatch would look cooler anyway.

You copy Claw's eyepatch, and enchant it with Ice Beam, then put it on Ninja Alpha. He shoots through the hole in the samurai armor, and you release the dead squirrel/ninja/samurai. it goes thud on the floor.
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« Reply #1497 on: October 03, 2010, 07:48:03 pm »

We could probably make something better for a cat than an eye-patch, a hidden collar, or something.
Ah, but a collar wouldn't make it a ninja-pirate cat.

Check to see if bob is done with the demon squirrel arena.
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« Reply #1498 on: October 03, 2010, 07:48:31 pm »

Punish Alpha for killing an allied experiment. Don't kill Alpha.
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« Reply #1499 on: October 03, 2010, 08:10:51 pm »

Report From Bob: Foundation Complete. Construction 25% Complete. Searching for more rock atm.

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