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breadbocks

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Awesomeness.
« Reply #1470 on: October 02, 2010, 11:59:10 am »

Alchemize bits of crysteel shaped into claws with the squirrel's paws.
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« Reply #1471 on: October 02, 2010, 12:02:38 pm »

Alchemize bits of crysteel shaped into claws with the squirrel's paws.
Don't alchemize it, metamagic it. Alchemizing is much more dangerous, unpredictable, and uncontrollable.
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« Reply #1472 on: October 02, 2010, 12:44:38 pm »

COPY A CATS MIND INTO A COMPUTER!!!!
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« Reply #1473 on: October 02, 2010, 01:05:05 pm »

COPY A CATS MIND INTO A COMPUTER!!!!
This. Also finish that thought filter we were working on.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Awesomeness.
« Reply #1474 on: October 02, 2010, 01:17:58 pm »

read the cat-squirrel's mind.
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« Reply #1475 on: October 02, 2010, 01:18:04 pm »

COPY A CATS MIND INTO A COMPUTER!!!!
This. Also finish that thought filter we were working on.
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« Reply #1476 on: October 02, 2010, 01:59:21 pm »

I've gotta go somewhere, be back tomorrow.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Awesomeness.
« Reply #1477 on: October 02, 2010, 02:03:31 pm »

Create a robot lion and place a ninja cats mind into it to make a SAMURAI COUGAR (yes I am aware that this name makes no sense at all)
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Awesomeness.
« Reply #1478 on: October 03, 2010, 01:06:29 pm »

(Pmub)
6 more posts until we finally reach 100 pages! WOO!
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« Reply #1479 on: October 03, 2010, 06:20:33 pm »

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6 more posts until we finally reach 100 pages! WOO!
We're only on page 30.
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Ochita

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Awesomeness.
« Reply #1480 on: October 03, 2010, 06:21:53 pm »

He means the 15 posts per page thing.
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« Reply #1481 on: October 03, 2010, 06:28:48 pm »

25 = 60 pages.
but Woo! 100 standard pages almost! (first time I've ever made a 100-page thread anywhere :) )

Were there any updates past the Samurai Cougar? I'm almost somewhat over my too-sad-for-text thing from the Sad thread, so I guess I should update yonder game.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Ochita

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« Reply #1482 on: October 03, 2010, 06:33:13 pm »

I dont think so...
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« Reply #1483 on: October 03, 2010, 06:45:48 pm »

Samurai Cougar
finishing the thought Filter
Inserting a cat's mind into the computer(for some reason)

These are the only things we came up with.
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« Reply #1484 on: October 03, 2010, 06:50:57 pm »

you turn the squirrel paws into swords, and the fur into armor, making SAMURAI SQUIRREL.
one of the cats makes a sound like "S-RII!!!" and punches a hole through the bio-armor of the squirrel. you heft the now-heavier squirrel into the air Psionically before the cat gets a hit in the hole.

While its floating, you add the last line to the thought filter, and save it.

Why did you guys suggest making a nemesis to the Ninja Cats? its kinda obvious what would happen with a ninja and a samurai in the same place.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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