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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Awesomeness.
« Reply #1455 on: October 01, 2010, 09:27:03 pm »

He took everything with him.
Literally. theres a hole in the line of buildings.
you try to make another lake, but theres not enough water vapor in the air. hasn't rained in quite a while since you screwed with temperature and made a frozen ice rink outside during the summer.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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« Reply #1456 on: October 01, 2010, 09:29:29 pm »

Note to self; eliminate the cowardly shop keeper the next time you meet.

Since we can't do anything else we might as well see why the dwarfs are so backlogged lately, see if we can help.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1457 on: October 01, 2010, 09:34:57 pm »

You go to Axebolted to see what they're working on, but give up and go home after a week of no response except the pounding of hammers, pickaxes, and fist hitting Recruit in the <random body area>. Some dwarf yells "Hey! A diplomat has left unhappy!" as you leave.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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« Reply #1458 on: October 01, 2010, 09:41:22 pm »

I'm assuming Random.org loathes us, since we can't make any progress.

Friend/acquaintance/person I know of suggests:

(when the wizard is in the tower with nothing to do) create a program to remove redundant and useless logs (removing "unit x in position" and only allowing a few repeats of useful stuff through, possibly one every certain amount of time). Later (or if there's still too much time) it could organize them into separate lists based on type and when/if the computer gets more processing power or a dedicated coprocessor run it in real time rather than after disconnecting from the swarm.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1459 on: October 01, 2010, 09:44:00 pm »

not Random.org, just lack of non-military non-injured non-ON BREAK dwarves.
random.org is only for random background things and stuff with (#) before it.

You start work on a thought filter for the Cryswarm.
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« Reply #1460 on: October 01, 2010, 11:28:37 pm »

Lets just update Bob the build-bot with the ability to build underground (or something).
OR, we could have Bob build the studio above ground, but then make it invisible with psionics.

FuzzyZergling

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« Reply #1461 on: October 01, 2010, 11:36:04 pm »

Lets just update Bob the build-bot with the ability to build underground (or something).
OR, we could have Bob build the studio above ground, but then make it invisible with psionics.
Both of these. At the same time.
It's what a WIZARD!! would do.
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Lillipad

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« Reply #1462 on: October 01, 2010, 11:49:09 pm »

Wasn't Bob converted into the Bobputer by the dwarfs though?
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Argonnek

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« Reply #1463 on: October 01, 2010, 11:54:21 pm »

Than we shall build another build-bot.

Bob3 anyone?

Lillipad

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« Reply #1464 on: October 02, 2010, 12:06:04 am »

Than we shall build another build-bot.

Bob3 anyone?

We have to wait until Aklyon gets back and finishes the thought filter, but we need a new Bob anyway, so why not?
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1465 on: October 02, 2010, 06:56:52 am »

Duh, you think. Bob the Builder bot. How had you forgotten about him? You shift the thought filter to the side and create a Basic AI for him, then build Bob.

He starts construction of the doom squirrel arena out of rock.
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Armok

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« Reply #1466 on: October 02, 2010, 09:11:23 am »

> Transfer the mind of some random insect to the computer.
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hachnslay

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« Reply #1467 on: October 02, 2010, 09:40:03 am »

Analyse the mind of a cat, then transfer it's behavior into a squirrel.
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« Reply #1468 on: October 02, 2010, 10:03:01 am »

Analyse the mind of a cat, then transfer it's behavior into a squirrel.
No, copy it's behavior into a squirrel. We don't want to kill one of our ninjas by removing its mind, now do we?
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1469 on: October 02, 2010, 11:45:08 am »

Analyse the mind of a cat, then transfer it's behavior into a squirrel.
No, copy it's behavior into a squirrel. We don't want to kill one of our ninjas by removing its mind, now do we?
Good catch, penguify.

You make a Ninja Cat/Squirrel after studying one of your Cats, then copying its mind.
The squirrel is confused by its lack of claws.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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