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[Aklyon]

VERY HIGH Threat Level. Somewhat like Demon rumor, but less obvious and more political/insidious due to Psionics Major. for more details or alternate viewpoints based on a different area of magic becoming Major during amnesia, unlock file for 'Sauron'. Password Alpha-Delta-Zeta required to do so.

Input password, or type CANCEL and then next command.

>ADZ||

[penguify]

>CANCEL
>UPTIME
>TIME PASSED SINCE CREATION

[Aklyon]

Current Uptime: not very long.
'Age': more than 5 years.

[penguify]

>method for production of additional units
>energy source

[Aklyon]

Reprodution: Master-based. last recorded entry on topic:
"Crystal Mines? interesting... I may be able to use that. Pay the messenger well, and send him back with a command to start mining, with at least 35% of all mining going to me."

Energy Source: the magic remaining from creation of selves. rereshed by proximity to Master, or other large mana haver.

[dragnar]

Crystal mines... we will need to steal that before challenging this guy.

[Armok]

> Cryswarm: be the sleeping wizard.

[Lillipad]

Estimate> Maximum potential of ninja cats
Identify> Method of fusing magic power orbs into flesh

[penguify]

Code: [Select]

Estimate> Threat level of demigod
Identify> Techniques for destroying or binding incorporeal spirits
Estimate> Maximum potential of highly trained flying squirrels
Identify> Methods of binding spirits to living tissues
Identify> Methods of removing souls from bodies
Identify> Methods of disrupting sympathetic connections
Estimate> Maximum threat level of secret organization composed of 100 level 10 psionics/level 8 metamancers
Identify> Method of communication between cryswarm units
Identify> Method of disrupting electromagnetic connections
Estimate> Threat level of hostile level 17 metamancer
Identify> Methods of artificially creating souls(All of these are semi-relevant)

[Aklyon]

COMMAND OVERLOAD. POTENTIAL FOR CROSSED LINES INCREASING.

Code: [Select]

Estimate> Maximum potential of ninja cats
P = Ninja/Cat^2. for cat ninja, Cat = P/Ninja^2.

Identify> Method of fusing magic power orbs into flesh
Last entry: "Waste of power. I could do more with robots, if I had a robot maker."

Estimate> Threat level of demigod
Medium-rare with a side of potatoes, please...
ERROR, lines crossed. answer not relevent, please potato salad.

Identify> Techniques for destroying or binding incorporeal spirits
"I'm not a priest! Go away!"

Estimate> Maximum potential of highly trained flying squirrels
Not much, geneforged mega birds are much more effiencient for flight.

Identify> Methods of binding spirits to living tissues
Default answer already crop rotation lava plumed. Blarsn'ei!

Identify> Methods of removing souls from bodies
ERROR, corrupted answer file. press any broken button to continue.

Identify> Methods of disrupting sympathetic connections
Sympathy not defined in dictionary, ignoring typo.

Estimate> Maximum threat level of secret organization composed of 100 level 10 psionics/level 8 metamancers
None, there are no secret orginizations. They fear master.

Identify> Method of communication between cryswarm units
Why would I tell you? you are *frumple*.

Identify> Method of disrupting electromagnetic connections
Tomato + Coconut = Silliness.

Estimate> Threat level of hostile level 17 metamancer
Very oregano, moscovite inflammatory moo-ing.

Identify> Methods of artificially creating souls

Error, cannot continue. the sheep are *happy campers* while house is oranges and apples and the crossed are wires completely.....
...
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You wake up.

You broke it with too many commands! it spewed gibberish instead of the last error message! references to a space game with weird-talking aliens!

[Lillipad]

Make Ninja Cat Alpha a trophy for his first kill.
Go buy as many alchemy things as our psionics can handle from the magic shop.
See if the dwarfs can install our new Ninja Cat basements.
Metamance a larger pond to practice aquatic life creation.
Metamance a shark into the now-huge pond.

[Aklyon]

You make Ninja the Cat a trophy. it is very shiny.
The shopowner has fled from the demonic rumors.

The dwarves aren't digging yet, they must still have stuff to do.
You can't find the pond, the hole is missing.

[dragnar]

Estimate> Maximum potential of ninja cats
P = Ninja/Cat^2. for cat ninja, Cat = P/Ninja^2.

...It's the inverse ninja law.

Begin creating a huge number of demonic looking squirrels. We shall then have the dwarves create an arena overnight and fill it with them. What could be more terrifying that a giant arena full of demons popping up overnight?

[Aklyon]

is that actually on the internet somewhere?
I had just made that up to put math into one of the answers.

Also, the dwarves are backlogged still. they haven't even started our Ninja Cat dojo. do you want to add more anyway?

[Lillipad]

We don't need anything else from them for now. Once we have 7 basements we might want to add a few top layers, though.

Go steal anything the cowardly shop keeper left behind. Including the shop.
If the shop keeper left any books behind look through them until we find a way to artificially add a mana source to a living being.

Experiment infusing Crysteel/adamantine to the claws of Ninja Cats OTHER than Ninja Cat Alpha.

Metamance a very small lake to practice metamancing sharks with somewhere near the tower.

[EDIT]
Since we can expect a similar reaction to our Psiguise from the villagers every single time we us it; make us haunting the outskirts of the town automated for two more days. Once that's over make an update where we offer to eliminate the "demon"