[...Sunset! also, the Psiguise isn't just an illusion if you have Metamancy, you can make it feel and act solid if need be. Also, much Cryswarm customiztion you guys haven't messed with yet introduced here.] (Bread, I've got it all covered. We aren't going to be revealed unless someone figures it out themselves, and we could always just solidify the illusory-sword for a few moments and stab them)
You wait until full dark. having metamanced some temporary glowing stuff, you rub it on the cats, and now thaey're somehow glowing black yet giving off light. You roll some up into a orb, and set it in the Psiguise's small niche in the projected part of helmet, which makes you look even more evil, while also making it light enough for you to see a bit. On second thought, you project and solidify some extra spots and put orbs of it in there to make it look like you're partly made out of the weird black-glowing yet light giving substance.
You then manipulate the Cryswarm until it is in the form of a quadruple helixical sword (think the Fierce Deity's sword from Zelda majoras mask, but with 4 twisting parts instead of two) with a bit of decoration on the hilt. You tell it to remember this form as Quad-Sword. Then you look at a mirror, an-OMGWTFDEMON! good grief, you scared yourself with your own disguise! You also alter the helmet a bit so that it fully protects your head.
Earlier, you had told Leader Bridgeforged about your plan, and the only reason you weren't attacked by the dwarven military was because you had told him it was a disguise, so you have no doubt the town will go with anything this thing says or does.
You stride towards the dark town, the only lights coming from the tavern, and they were fading quickly. It was just before midnight, as dark as it would get. the ninja cats were following you, and the Cryswarm had been tuned to reflect a near-black color instead of its normal crystal.
"Halt, Who Go-HOLY FUCKING CRAP! DEMON! JIM! WAKE THE HELL UP THERES A DEMON AT THE GATES AN-Urk!" You hit him with a icicle midsentence so he doesn't alert everyone..yet. You shatter the gate with the quadruple helix cryswarm sword, and the ninja cats try to dash off but you restrain them. no killing, not here. here, the cats are just for show. As you walk past the dark mason's guildhalll, your missing cat appears with a bloodstained piece of masonry clutched in its teeth. it gives you the signal it had done what you had tasked it to do. Well, thats a surprise, you'd expected the thing to get up and eat, then lick its wounds and rest, not stubbornly return to finish it's job. You desolidify the gauntlet for a second and pet it; job well done, you stubborn little thing. Resolidified, you return to the gate. Time for some alarming. You walk up, and scare Jim awake with the thud of icicle striking wood with quite a lot of force. he screams pretty much the same thing as his partner, except this time actually making to the bell and ringing it crazy fast. there is the sound of panicking guards, torches flaring to life all around the walls, and you hear several dozen crossbows arming. Jim speaks, being the first to recover from panic.
"DEMON! Go back to the goddamned hellhole you came from, or be shot to death by crossbow. You can no doubt see our weaponry in the dark, so you know I'm not lying. now go the hell away, you abomination!"
"Make me." you say in a deep, gravelly voice, having utter trust in the masterwork adamantium covered with solidified Psionic energy from the disguise. They, of course, fire, and their wimpy iron bolts make no dent in your armor at all. they don't even scratch it, since the disguise is on top.
"Fire again! Again! Come on! you guys can fire harder than that!"
"Jim! We're out of bolts! What d'we do!!!!" a panicking gaurd says.
"Maybe if we ignore it it'll leave..." he says, obviously having lost all his bravery with the lack of ammo.
You storm back to the mayors, and obliterate the door, seeing the mayor curled up under his table.
"gg-g-g-go away, thing! please? pretty please? with a cherry on top? or maybe a dead animal instead? you pick him up and shake him a bit until he finally stands up, then you tell him that you'll be back, and might destroy something next time. He immediately agrees, then attempts to push you towards the door. since you can't really make your somewhat light self heavier without either breaking the laws of physics or stuffing your self for a long while, he does manage to do it a bit. But as soon as you're out he slams the bookshelf over and covers the door. You then leave, but not before shooting another icicle near enough to Jim that he jumps.
+2 ranks Psionics, +1 Metamancy, +1 Mechamancy, +1 to Ninja Cat stubbornness (not actually a stat)
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