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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Duality
« Reply #1230 on: September 28, 2010, 03:55:53 pm »
you get it to work, and put the stuff into the Cryswarm. it acts weird, then turns into a cloud andsmushes you into the wall away Yonder Forest.
you need to be more specific next time, oof. you tell it to split.

no masons = all the work on us. No.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Duality
« Reply #1231 on: September 28, 2010, 04:27:45 pm »
Mind controlled masons = all the work for free. Much better once we can manage it.
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From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Duality
« Reply #1232 on: September 28, 2010, 04:28:18 pm »
Gather all the squirrels within 2 miles of Vix with psionics. Ponder assassinating the entirety of the mason guild and decide it's a bad idea unless we want to nuke this town too.
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« Reply #1233 on: September 28, 2010, 04:30:38 pm »
we still have 8 squirrels, we don't really need more unless you're planning on making a godzilla-sized squirrel-golem.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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« Reply #1234 on: September 28, 2010, 04:31:01 pm »
We can do that?!
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Duality
« Reply #1235 on: September 28, 2010, 04:32:11 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on September 28, 2010, 04:30:38 pm
Squirrel-golem.
Think of the possibilities...
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« Reply #1236 on: September 28, 2010, 04:34:14 pm »
Make a godzilla-sized squirrel-golem. Feed it to the Cryswarm.


Ensure that none of our Cryswarms contain more than 500 units.


Except for one. It will be very large, and it will have our mind, magic, and soul uploaded into it. Much more powerful and useful than our fleshy body.
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« Reply #1237 on: September 28, 2010, 04:35:56 pm »
Quote from: penguify on September 28, 2010, 04:34:14 pm
Make a godzilla-sized squirrel-golem. Feed it to the Cryswarm.


Ensure that none of our Cryswarms contain more than 500 units.


Except for one. It will be very large, and it will have our mind, magic, and soul uploaded into it. Much more powerful and useful than our fleshy body.

Why would we feed Death Squirrel to the Cryswarm?
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« Reply #1238 on: September 28, 2010, 04:38:35 pm »
So that it can become Death Swarm. In the form of a giant squirrel.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
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« Reply #1239 on: September 28, 2010, 04:39:59 pm »
We could do that without wasting a giant squirrel golem.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Duality
« Reply #1240 on: September 28, 2010, 04:40:48 pm »
Preposterous.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Duality
« Reply #1241 on: September 28, 2010, 04:42:09 pm »
How about we take a squirrel replace its bones with adamantite  and give it various enhancements. Just to see it can be done cause I was thinking what if we took some corpse parts sewed them together with adamantite bones and make it superhumanly strong and durable then replace part of its brain with a computer. Then we find a way to bring it to life and wallah we have a super powered butler/bodyguard/assassin and if we use magic to improve it's most likely grotesque appearance he'll be able to walk around in public with us without freaking anyone out
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Duality
« Reply #1242 on: September 28, 2010, 04:45:55 pm »
Quote from: Lillipad on September 28, 2010, 04:39:59 pm
We could do that without wasting a giant squirrel golem.
We could, but it's just not the same if the city we're attacking doesn't get to see a normal squirrel golem slowly be converted into an even more dangerous form. It would be like watching godzilla suddenly begin to turn into mecha-godzilla.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Duality
« Reply #1243 on: September 28, 2010, 04:48:34 pm »
Doesn't Godzilla always kill Mecha-Godzilla?
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« Reply #1244 on: September 28, 2010, 04:53:41 pm »
Quote from: Lillipad on September 28, 2010, 04:48:34 pm
Doesn't Godzilla always kill Mecha-Godzilla?
Yes.

But not this time!
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