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[Lillipad]

Alchemize the body with crystal like we did with the squirrel.

We should only use small bits of body so we can use it for more than one type of experiment.
We should make a freezer to store the body parts we don't use for now.

After a few experiments shall we begin converting the town into something we'd want to rule?

[dragnar]

Alchemise the corpse with a reactive and a small computer.

[Lillipad]

Alchemise the corpse with a reactive and a small computer.

What would that accomplish, besides destroying the corpse completely?

[Aklyon]

silly voice, why would you alchemise you computer? its very nice.
you neatly slice off part with Cryswarm Sword-form, and alchemize part with a crystal and then a reactive while it cleans itself.
The crystallized arm bursts into 20 Cryswarm, becoming Cryswarm-130.

[Lillipad]

Well that was barely helpful...
Slice off a toe and combine it with a reactive.

[penguify]

Go into town and purchase a whole lot of fresh meat. Turn it into Cryswarm-300.

Edit: it would take about 60 lbs of meat, if the conversion rate is constant.

[Aklyon]

you go into the market, but the stall owner refuses to give you more than two days worth for 1 person. Arg.
-10 gold

[Lillipad]

Turn that into Cryswarm then see what effects the flesh has on the Cryswarm's mind.

[penguify]

Aw. Is there a forest nearby? We could go a-hunting, right?

Or, just get some stuff from the dwarves. I'm sure they won't have any problem with our unusual request, as long as we can pay them.

Or, we could morph another squirrel into a huge monstrosity. A lion-sized creature weighs 550 lb, which would give us a ridiculous amount of Cryswarm (>1500).

[Aklyon]

but then I'd have to figure out how many reactives that would need. I have no idea how to convert 550 lbs into the equivalent number of crystals, and then half that to get the reactives number.

We could go hunting, i suppose.

[breadbocks]

After a few experiments shall we begin converting the town into something we'd want to rule?

No. Just plain no. We are a WIZARD!!! not some damn administrator. Play your own game if you want us to rule an empire, but don't fuck with this one just so you can have your sick fantasy in two games. No.

[Lillipad]

An arm weights 6-12 pounds, we could say crystals = half of pounds, meaning 3-6 crystals and 2-3 reactives per human arm. Sound good?

After a few experiments shall we begin converting the town into something we'd want to rule?

No. Just plain no. We are a WIZARD!!! not some damn administrator. Play your own game if you want us to rule an empire, but don't fuck with this one just so you can have your sick fantasy in two games. No.

You seem rather defensive of progressing the game at all. Why is that?

[penguify]

Oh right, number of reactives. Well, according to google, a human arm weighs 3.2 kg, which is where I got my conversion rates (3.2 kg, 1 reactive, 1 crystal, 20 cryswarm). But I didn't factor in the number of reactives. Well, (250 kg of meat + crystals) + 750 reactives = 1500 cryswarm. That's not too bad, but it's a bit more than we can handle right now I suppose. I think we have 29 reactives, but I might be mistaken.

[dragnar]

Alchemise the corpse with a reactive and a small computer.

What would that accomplish, besides destroying the corpse completely?

Hopefully a cyborg zombie. And I meant to make a new, smaller computer, not to use the one we have. It plays pong!

[breadbocks]

You seem rather defensive of progressing the game at all. Why is that?

I'm defensive of progressing the game in a direction that will make us run a forum manager sim. Use different schools of MAGIC!!!. Until I made a perma no to practicing Psionic, you never even considered anything else. You only brough alchemy into this for the chance to make the Cryswarm bigger. How do we control it? Psionic. I'm going to say no to everything unWIZARD!!!ly.