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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 218849 times)

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - A Dwarf Appears!
« Reply #390 on: September 21, 2010, 06:50:56 pm »
sorry.

(We can't really upgrade builder until we can make AI)
You continue making Blue flower plants go POOF!, and collect the reactives. you leave a few around so you can get more eventually.
You decide to rename Bob to Steve, and give Builder the Bob name. speaking of Builder, you forgot to retrieve him from where you left. You take the portal back out of the bag of holding and turn on, then push, Builder through. you put the portal back in the bag.
Then you go get the squirrel, and start..experimenting on it. First thing you try:
Make its tail into a blueberry bush, but still be part squirrel.

Two squirrels later, you have an animal/plant hybrid in a stone cage. The blueberries don't grow, and the two other squirrels look like living bits of squirrel were tossed in a bush, but you have a squirrel with a blueberry bush for a tail! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

+10 reactives, about 3/4ths away from next metamancy rank.

Spoiler: Inventory of Sauron The Many Titled (click to show/hide)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - A Dwarf Appears!
« Reply #391 on: September 21, 2010, 06:54:24 pm »
Also, Claw ain't got no wheels.

Go peruse the magic store for other books. Give the old metamancy tome to the wizard there.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - A Dwarf Appears!
« Reply #392 on: September 21, 2010, 06:55:27 pm »
Should we change the topic to "YOU ARE SAURON- Many Titles!"?  Anyways, make more adamantine! And make thin crysteel to sheath the tower in like I said.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - A Dwarf Appears!
« Reply #393 on: September 21, 2010, 07:03:15 pm »
Lets make more glowing, unmeltable snowflakes. Let there be LIGHT!
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Many Titles!
« Reply #394 on: September 21, 2010, 07:14:19 pm »
Quote from: breadbocks on September 21, 2010, 06:55:27 pm
Should we change the topic to "YOU ARE SAURON- Many Titles!"?  Anyways, make more adamantine! And make thin crysteel to sheath the tower in like I said.
Nah, We should leave the WIZARD part intact, partly so that ya'll can change it whenever and not be the wrong name according to the title, and  because i'm lazy and don't want to change it everytime his name does. The second part is fine,though.

You fix Claw's wheels, and convert all your normal metal into Crysteel. You make 20 more Adamantium, and start saving up Crysteel for a huge sheath around your tower.

You go to the magic store wearing a heated blanket instead of your cold-proof cloak, and he actually says something this time. Probably only because he didn't want to write everything, though. You give him the metamancy book and he gives you 40 gold.
« Last Edit: September 21, 2010, 07:26:12 pm by Aklyon »
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Many Titles!
« Reply #395 on: September 21, 2010, 07:19:28 pm »
I said CRYSTEEL sheath. CRYSTEEL. Not crystal. That is for windows.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Many Titles!
« Reply #396 on: September 21, 2010, 07:20:57 pm »
Could we try converting crysteel to adamantine without reactives, using metamancy?
If nothing else, it would get us some practice.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Many Titles!
« Reply #397 on: September 21, 2010, 07:25:26 pm »
Oh. well, that much simpler.

@Zergling not yet. we need a lot of magic to just make it from a different kind of metal, since addy comes in strands, not big hunks of ore or ingots.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Many Titles!
« Reply #398 on: September 21, 2010, 07:59:45 pm »
Would we be able to start a reactive flower farm using MAGIC!'ed squirrels?
That would be hilarious.
Also cruel, but mostly hilarious.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Many Titles!
« Reply #399 on: September 21, 2010, 08:01:57 pm »
What are you suggesting? turning squirrels into Blue Flowers? making blue flowers sprout from the squirrels? turn the squirrels into blue flowers-instead-of-wool sheep?
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Many Titles!
« Reply #400 on: September 21, 2010, 08:07:46 pm »
All of the above.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Many Titles!
« Reply #401 on: September 21, 2010, 08:10:57 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on September 21, 2010, 08:01:57 pm
Turn the squirrels into blue flowers-instead-of-wool sheep?
That.
Would be.
MAGICAL.

...But slightly inefficient.
I was thinking something more along the lines of a squirrel with a flower-tail that we could harvest, then wait till it grows back, then harvest again.
...If it would grow back at all, that is.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Many Titles!
« Reply #402 on: September 21, 2010, 08:16:15 pm »
Ah, but we would get a larger harvest with a sheep-thing!


EDIT: Fixed.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Many Titles!
« Reply #403 on: September 21, 2010, 08:17:28 pm »
Take another woodland creature and see what sorts of reagents you can turn it into.

Also: BLUEBERRY SQUIRREL! YES! This is a true triumph of sciencemagic!
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Many Titles!
« Reply #404 on: September 21, 2010, 08:18:37 pm »
the tail thing would be even less efficient, since it would require a starfish to be found first. (unless squirrels do actually regenerate tails)
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