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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 219027 times)

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yar!
« Reply #240 on: September 19, 2010, 11:48:09 am »
(dude, I'd totally forgot today was talk like a pirate day! :D so, as piratical as possible, heres another update)

ARR! Ye sit in yer beached ship, rebuilding ye claw-bot into a more piratical pirate-bot.
You take out yonder burnt parts, and put in new, better parts! then you detach the wintry daggers, and add arms ta ye pirate-bot. ye make more wintry daggers, and put them on 'is other arm, having replaced the first set already. Ye cannot think how ta make 'im walk, so ye leave him with wheels. Then you make another glowy power thingie and put it in yer pirate-bot. Thar be sparks flying from it sometimes, but tis not broke like before. Arr!

Ye then throw the sparkly metal and the rrreactives in yonder magic pot. ye sparkly metal turns blue, and tis lighter and more sharp. the crystals be gone from it, tis all blue.

I bet ye know what he made, yar. Tis blue and metallic, but light.

Ye be wanting a muffin.
Ye are nay tired.
Spoiler: Ye Cargo (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: September 19, 2010, 11:49:45 am by Aklyon »
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

dragnar

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yar!
« Reply #241 on: September 19, 2010, 12:10:08 pm »
Yarr! We has struck adamantium! Praise the pirates!
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breadbocks

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yar!
« Reply #242 on: September 19, 2010, 12:53:34 pm »
ARRRRG! Ye be not showing us what wes decided to call yonder blue stuff, and ye be taking it out of our stuffs!
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yar!
« Reply #243 on: September 19, 2010, 12:58:34 pm »
Well, does ye disagree with having the adamantium? yonder reactives changed magical metal into a different magical metal.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yar!
« Reply #244 on: September 19, 2010, 01:27:03 pm »
[I meant that the adamantine isn't in our inventory list. Take a look.]
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yar!
« Reply #245 on: September 19, 2010, 01:28:12 pm »
Oh. Yar.
What do you want to do now?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yar!
« Reply #246 on: September 19, 2010, 01:31:36 pm »
Yar, we'll be needin a sword of yonder blue metal.
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Lucus Casius

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yar!
« Reply #247 on: September 19, 2010, 01:32:17 pm »
Find yeself a crew o' mages and go plunderin'!
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yar!
« Reply #248 on: September 19, 2010, 01:58:16 pm »
Ye name the stuff Adamantium, and make yerself a sword out of it.
Ye then convince a bunch of poor landlubbers to go plunderin' with ye. (and also to take the blame, but ye don't tell 'im that) Ye go north, and start a plunderin.
Ye leave yonder village without most of ye crew, but ye have lot 'o booty!

Spoiler: Ye Booty! (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Ye Cargo (click to show/hide)
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yar!
« Reply #249 on: September 19, 2010, 02:15:22 pm »
make more admantine and alcemize all our clothing with it.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yar!
« Reply #250 on: September 19, 2010, 02:26:37 pm »
Yer cotton candy sword an' ye fancy staff be missing from tha list. Refine yer metal to great. All o' it.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yar!
« Reply #251 on: September 19, 2010, 02:30:37 pm »
Ye improve yer Alchemy, and Yer Metal.

Spoiler: Ye Cargo (click to show/hide)
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yar!
« Reply #252 on: September 19, 2010, 02:36:45 pm »
Yarr, now ye mix up that thar staff with a hunk a' blue magic stuff and the stable orb.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yar!
« Reply #253 on: September 19, 2010, 02:52:30 pm »
Quote from: dragnar on September 19, 2010, 02:36:45 pm
Yarr, now ye mix up that thar staff with a hunk a' blue magic stuff and the stable orb.

ARE YE INSANE? YE'LL KELL US ALL!

First, Alchemize tha bag o' holding and some cotton candy, then hop inside it..
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yar!
« Reply #254 on: September 19, 2010, 02:55:17 pm »
Quote from: dragnar on September 19, 2010, 02:36:45 pm
Yarr, now ye mix up that thar staff with a hunk a' blue magic stuff and the stable orb.
thiiis!
Also add soemthing that lets you chanel the power into an attack faster and more powerfully than you can manualy cast a spell.
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