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dragnar

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Beep! Boop!
« Reply #630 on: September 25, 2010, 01:57:57 am »

Try and program the computer to serve as a central control unit for all our bots. We need a better remote control for the dumb things that a cold wire.

Program pong.
Theory and experimentation before diving right into something you don't know much about.
You're arguing that we can't program a simple game without experience, even though at a much lower level we made mechs? Also with no experience?
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Beep! Boop!
« Reply #631 on: September 25, 2010, 02:03:04 am »

We need nay experience! (except when we actually do)
We make the pong the voices describe!
BEEP!
BOOP!
BE-DAMNIT! It got the first point ever!
Vix is sad computer is better at pong than Vix.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Beep! Boop!
« Reply #632 on: September 25, 2010, 02:29:50 am »

lol. That is all I have to say on this update. I always hated how hard it was to score against the com.
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Beep! Boop!
« Reply #633 on: September 25, 2010, 04:33:56 am »

Smash the computer in a fit of rage.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Beep! Boop!
« Reply #634 on: September 25, 2010, 08:47:30 am »

Smash the computer in a fit of rage.

VETO!!! instead program the computer to play multiple games at once and open an arcade
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Aklyon

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« Reply #635 on: September 25, 2010, 08:52:28 am »

You change Pong to be simpler by only having 1 paddle and a ball.
Ha! 10-0! Vix wins!

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« Reply #636 on: September 25, 2010, 09:40:32 am »

Who said anything about a massive intelligence boost to the Cryswarm from eating a computer that can only play pong at this point? I meant remake a simple one feed part of it to the swarm and see if they can communicate any better, or comprehend more two word tasks.

Now that we've ruined Pong we should practice psionics until we either pass out from lack of practice from before we got our memories back, or we learn how to absorb all the mana within a 5-10ft sphere of Vix. I don't want this to be game breaking so use Random.org to make the odds of us actually learning how to absorb mana unlikely.

If the above evil is vetoed make a subject Gamma, Delta, and Epsilon. They retain their fur and aren't given the ability to grow flowers. Also their teeth, skin and claws will be hardened and sharpened(skin will only be hardened, but you people might take that out of context). Then we'd train them to be vicious guard squirrels that can recognize friendlies and hostiles.(dwarfs - friendly. Elves: kill on sight.)
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Aklyon

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« Reply #637 on: September 25, 2010, 09:46:40 am »

Why train squirrels when we could build turrets? tis simpler, and more easily trained. More expensive to break, but not much else bad.

You revert Pong back to a playable state, now that your RAEG about the computer getting the first point ever has passed.
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« Reply #638 on: September 25, 2010, 10:01:39 am »

Why train squirrels when we could build turrets? tis simpler, and more easily trained. More expensive to break, but not much else bad.

You revert Pong back to a playable state, now that your RAEG about the computer getting the first point ever has passed.

We're not Man of SCIENCE!! here. We use MAGIC! to kill things, mecha/techno is definitely going to change the game entirely if we only focus on that. Meh.

Now can we practice psionics?
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Beep! Boop!
« Reply #639 on: September 25, 2010, 10:06:13 am »

we made a computer out of a half-crystalline metal that doesn't exist unless you blow up frozen fire in a closed pot that has metal in it.

we're definitely several steps away from science.
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« Reply #640 on: September 25, 2010, 10:11:14 am »

Practise your psionic spells of killing people with a thought, on people.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #641 on: September 25, 2010, 10:14:41 am »

is it night time? the shopkeeper has 9 Psionics ranks on us, if he's awake he'll probably notice dead people with no wounds.
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« Reply #642 on: September 25, 2010, 10:16:42 am »

...make wounds after you kill them?
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« Reply #643 on: September 25, 2010, 10:18:04 am »

The blood wont come out. People will be suspisious.
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« Reply #644 on: September 25, 2010, 10:18:44 am »

...kill them anyway?
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