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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 213257 times)

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4170 on: August 04, 2011, 11:51:49 am »
They aren't invincible, you just can't make them interested. Trebuchets work just fine.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #4171 on: August 04, 2011, 11:56:39 am »
War only really works if both sides care about not dieing. Meh doesn't care about anything, so they sort've are.
 
Edit: honestly, they just sit there. If we really want to take Meh, starving them out is more likely to work, since it doesn't need the shock and awe that war is really about.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2011, 12:03:01 pm by cyancanine402 »
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« Reply #4172 on: August 04, 2011, 11:57:53 am »
Quote from: cyancanine402 on August 04, 2011, 11:56:39 am
War only really works if both sides care about not dieing. Meh doesn't care about anything, so they sort've are.
You don't have to agree to a siege.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #4173 on: August 04, 2011, 12:05:30 pm »
You seem to forget just who the democrabrain is Aklyon. We don't care about being practical, logical, or even intelligent. We care about being stupid and weird, and that's just what we're doing.
But for now, I say we just let the techno dance rave extravaganza super PAC continue while we go fetch some phoenix eggs to make phoenix egg soup. Also turtles. We need their succulent shells for bowls.
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Vorthon

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« Reply #4174 on: August 04, 2011, 12:58:12 pm »
Why not just a live phoenix? Why eggs?
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« Reply #4175 on: August 04, 2011, 01:12:30 pm »
Phoenix eggs can't attack us and don't turn to ash when they die, that's why.
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« Reply #4176 on: August 04, 2011, 01:49:49 pm »
Yeah, but think about it: it'd basically be self-heating soup if we used live phoenixes. Besides, they're magical creatures, so their ashes might turn out to be delicious. Or addictive and a mild hallucinogen or something like that.
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« Reply #4177 on: August 04, 2011, 02:20:25 pm »
In ye olde times, this is what happened last time we played with phoenixes (Woo for the 'this topic' search option!):

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You fly towards the phoenixes and are set on fire.
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« Reply #4178 on: August 04, 2011, 02:45:54 pm »
I still think we should turn Them into crysteel Stymphalian Birds
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« Reply #4179 on: August 04, 2011, 03:07:01 pm »
Okay, before we go after the phoenixes and/or their eggs, we should first get our turtle shells. I recommend this turtle.
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« Reply #4180 on: August 04, 2011, 04:34:36 pm »
We'll lure it in with another Tokyo expy!
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« Reply #4181 on: August 04, 2011, 04:38:12 pm »
NoNoNo, we need to get the shell from an even bigger turtle.
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« Reply #4182 on: August 04, 2011, 04:43:45 pm »
Travel to the bottom of the world and take the shell of one of the giant turtles that holds it up
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Aklyon

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« Reply #4183 on: August 04, 2011, 04:53:27 pm »
You travel to the bootm of the world, but don't find what you were expecting. Instead, you find a guy with a surfboard, a guy holding onto a crocodile, and some kind of boxing animal.
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« Reply #4184 on: August 04, 2011, 04:59:01 pm »
Take then surfboard and th crocodile and combine them into a weapon that you give to the boxing animal
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