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[Aklyon]

You put it all up, but the next day you find it all torn down and stuffed in the tavern.

[Furtuka]

Make a giant hologram of yourself stand in town square and shout and demand to know who did this

[Vorthon]

Start praying to eldritch gods of forbidden knowledge, so you may smite them with THINGS MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW *Insert cheesy echo effect here.*

[Aklyon]

You hear someone with a northern accent yelling in the distance.
"Mason is Spy!"
You wonder if this is related to the aspirin. It does match up with what would be convenient, though. annoying masons are annoying.

(You get no points for finding the reference here. )

[Furtuka]

Take a squadron of Ninja Cats and Samurai Squirrels with you and march into the masons guild as a raid/search for evidence of illegal/treasonous activitys

[Vorthon]

*ahem.*
Start praying to eldritch gods of forbidden knowledge, so you may smite the spy with THINGS MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW *Insert cheesy echo effect here.*

[Aklyon]

You pray, and are hit with a talking piece of something. You go tell it to find the spy, and it...umm...well, you don't really know what it does. it moves in someway and you hear a scream from over yonder hill to the northeast.

[Lillipad]

Menacingly glare at the results with many a sandwich.

[Aklyon]

The hill seems to vibrate a bit under your hungry yet menacing glare as you get sandwiches.

[Lillipad]

Turn the hill into a mountain of Sinner's Sandwiches. Sit upon the mountain and stare at the source of the screaming slightly less menacingly, but still menacingly enough.

[Furtuka]

NINJA CATS LAUNCH!!!

[Aklyon]

*P-TUNK!*
But where are they landing?

[Furtuka]

The general location of the scream

[Vorthon]

Attempt to summon Zalgo.

Spoiler: warning, contains some potentially offensive bits (click to show/hide)

He comes. HE IS COMING HE WHO WAITS BEHIND THE WALL HE WHO WAITS TO END IT ALL ALL THAT YOU KNOW ALL THAT YOU ARE HE WILL TEAR IT APART AND LEAVE YOU AFAR HE WILL CALL ON THE BEAST TO DEVOUR YOUR SOUL HE WILL TAKE THE WHOLE WORLD AND WILL MAKE IT UNWHOLE HE COMES WHO WHO WILL SING THE ENDS OF THE EARTH SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SONG WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT HE AWAITS DARKNESS HE WHO WAITS BEHIND THE WALL HE IS THE CHAOTIC Hive Mind EATING MY SOUL MAKING ME UNWHOLE ONE WITH HIM CHAOS AND CASUALTY BOTH BEREFT WITH ORDER WITHOUT CHAOS THERE IS NO ORDER LEFT HE WAITS FOR THIS HE WHO WAITS BEHIND THE WALL WAITS FOR THE CALL TO SET HIM FREE HE WILL DESTROY IT ALL ALL WILL BE LAID TO REST AT HIS HANDS HE WILL MAKE IT ALL HIS IF YOU LET HIM YOU WILL LET HIM HE WILL SING THE SONG TO END THE EARTH HE IS THE ONES WITHOUT EYES HE IS THE ONE WITHOUT SHAPE HE WILL BE THE ONE WHO LIES HE WILL BE THE ONE WHO WILL RAPE THROUGH THIS SHATTERED WORLD THROUGH MY BLACKENED EYES THROUGH THIS CURLED FATE THROUGH THIS WORLD'S REVISE WILL SING THE SONG THROUGH ME HEN WILL SING SING THE SONG OF ALL DAY LONG FOR HIM WILL BRING UP BRING THESE SPAWN INTO THIS CRUEL WORLD OF WHAT WE READ ON OF WHICH WE'VE BEEN HURLED I WILL SING THE SONG AND IT WILL GO LIKE THIS SERENADE THE END WITH THE BEAT THAT YOU ALL KNOW THE HEART BEAT OF THE EARTH THE SONG OF THE SOUL HOLD ON CLOSELY TO YOUR HEART FOR IT'S THE SONG'S RHYTHM EVERYONE IS THE DRUM EVERYONE IS THE SONG.

[Aklyon]

We already have at least three people that can explode the world, do we really need another?
(Vix, Zion, Sarda, and the CDoMP (Combined Demigods of Metaphysical Plane) )