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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3210 on: December 13, 2010, 07:08:53 pm »
The last time we explored got us set on fire. Twice.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3211 on: December 13, 2010, 07:10:22 pm »
no, that was going towards something we had found before.
the last time we actually explored we got squashed back down to the physical plane.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3212 on: December 13, 2010, 07:32:53 pm »
Metamance muscles to a rather respectable size. Then get used to new, stronger body.
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Ricky

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3213 on: December 13, 2010, 07:39:25 pm »
i dont know much about this but i will add this bit:


>commercially sell asprin to locals for their cash
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3214 on: December 13, 2010, 07:40:28 pm »
You'd do that, but all the running you did from the hordes of skelks that came after you after you killed those few really toughened you up a bit.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3215 on: December 13, 2010, 07:44:37 pm »
Quote from: ricky on December 13, 2010, 07:39:25 pm
i dont know much about this but i will add this bit:


>commercially sell asprin to locals for their cash
This.
Also:
Buy metal or grab some from the junkyard that used to be your home.
We must be makin' robots, yo!
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3216 on: December 13, 2010, 07:48:26 pm »
Robots don't have to metal, ya know.
they could be somehow made out of wood and elves, if you want to make a lot of them, since thats two of the most common things near us.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3217 on: December 13, 2010, 07:50:05 pm »
I once again submit my proposal for a cyborg-elven-Frankenstein-butler
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3218 on: December 13, 2010, 07:52:46 pm »
Don't we still have Steve and Claw to butler for us, though?
I'm not against it, just asking.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

breadbocks

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3219 on: December 13, 2010, 08:05:16 pm »
Quote from: breadbocks on December 13, 2010, 07:32:53 pm
Metamance muscles to a rather respectable size. Then get used to new, stronger body.
We need to be able to hold our own with the elite of Axebolted, and the moderate level members of Nist Akath.
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3220 on: December 13, 2010, 08:05:35 pm »
Let's upgrade Steve then. Add butler-bot to his resume.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3221 on: December 13, 2010, 08:12:19 pm »
Added Butlerbot to Resume of Steve the Swiss Army Robot.
Also made him manapower-capable incase you guys decidde to use that instead of the orbs.
You make yourself a bit stronger. You'd do more but you aren't really very familiar with how your innards work, and want to stay not-dead.

Having finished both, you sit down and debate the ethicality of using both wood and elves as robot components with your Anti-Student.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3222 on: December 13, 2010, 08:13:36 pm »
Dissect a member of the LEGION.
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3223 on: December 13, 2010, 08:14:25 pm »
Who cares about the elves? They're elves, their sole purpose in life is being made miserable so that they may deliver exotic animals to us.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - We invented aspirin!
« Reply #3224 on: December 13, 2010, 08:26:17 pm »
You dissect a LEGION, and find that it is just a very bland human. Meh.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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