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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 218904 times)

breadbocks

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Yar.
« Reply #315 on: September 20, 2010, 07:27:11 pm »
Quote from: breadbocks on September 20, 2010, 05:20:04 pm
Frown and toss a chunk of cotton candy at him. Walk out, close the door behind you and wait. Ignore any children with gouged out eyes or necks with rings on them saying "Come Follow Me!"(Sorry, just read/heard a metric crapton of pokemon creepypasta.)
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - New Name!
« Reply #316 on: September 20, 2010, 07:28:57 pm »
Sauron does not know about "cotton candy". Is it a peasant thing?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - New Name!
« Reply #317 on: September 20, 2010, 07:30:39 pm »
Cotton candy is delicious. Also a code word for adamantine.
If we didn't bring any adamantine with us, offer to trade him some.
I'm sure you could convince him.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - New Name, Strange Talking.
« Reply #318 on: September 20, 2010, 07:31:43 pm »
if he does not comply then show of your magic staff, and freeze the fire in the fireplace into a nice ice sculpture
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Quote from: Hammerstar on March 20, 2011, 04:04:27 pm
I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - New Name, Strange Talking.
« Reply #319 on: September 20, 2010, 07:32:57 pm »
Does the Wizard named Sauron sound weird in whatever #-person I randomly started typing in?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - New Name, Strange Talking.
« Reply #320 on: September 20, 2010, 07:35:48 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on September 20, 2010, 07:32:57 pm
Does the Wizard named Sauron sound weird in whatever #-person I randomly started typing in?

ahh not really, at least not from what i can tell, use the staff! on the fire
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Quote from: Hammerstar on March 20, 2011, 04:04:27 pm
I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - New Name, Strange Talking.
« Reply #321 on: September 20, 2010, 07:36:22 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on September 20, 2010, 07:32:57 pm
Does the Wizard named Sauron sound weird in whatever #-person I randomly started typing in?
Could you phrase that differently?
I'm a bit confused.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - New Name, Strange Talking.
« Reply #322 on: September 20, 2010, 07:38:58 pm »
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on September 20, 2010, 07:36:22 pm
Quote from: Aklyon on September 20, 2010, 07:32:57 pm
Does the Wizard named Sauron sound weird in whatever #-person I randomly started typing in?
Could you phrase that differently?
I'm a bit confused.
I randomly decided to change perspective when the name changed, and I just noticed that it might be more confusing to read.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - New Name, Strange Talking.
« Reply #323 on: September 20, 2010, 08:03:34 pm »
We need unreliable-narrator 1st person.  And yes, cotton candy is a way of saying adamantine with out spoilering DF newbs. Has become a habit of mine to call it that.
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - New Name, Strange Talking.
« Reply #324 on: September 20, 2010, 08:05:52 pm »
So keep it? or go back to You?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Yar.
« Reply #325 on: September 20, 2010, 08:07:02 pm »
Go back to first person. Then
Quote from: breadbocks on September 20, 2010, 07:27:11 pm
Quote from: breadbocks on September 20, 2010, 05:20:04 pm
Frown and toss a chunk of cotton candy at him. Walk out, close the door behind you and wait. Ignore any children with gouged out eyes or necks with rings on them saying "Come Follow Me!"(Sorry, just read/heard a metric crapton of pokemon creepypasta.)
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - New Name, Strange Talking.
« Reply #326 on: September 20, 2010, 08:13:24 pm »
Sauron tired of talking like Sauron isn't Sauron.

Wait what? You confused yourself.
Anyway, you throw a piece of addy at him, and it orbits around and smacks you in the head. the door then smacks you out the store and shuts. Well, that didn't work.
You go back underground and find a dwarf in your lowest level, drooling at your Adamantium pile. How'd he find out?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - New Name, Strange Talking.
« Reply #327 on: September 20, 2010, 08:20:57 pm »
DAMNIT! Who forgot to lock the door? Anyways, Instruct him to pull that lever in that side room that just happens to have a flood gate for a door and back wall if he wants any addy.
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - A Dwarf Appears!
« Reply #328 on: September 20, 2010, 08:26:48 pm »
You ask him why he tore up your wall with some tunnel. He says that this land and town was claimed by Axebolted the Dwarven Fortress, and that there was to be a noble's office here.
You ask him why theres supposedly a fortress on the same land as a obviously human town. He asks you why you have a underground tower.
>:(
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - A Dwarf Appears!
« Reply #329 on: September 20, 2010, 08:39:27 pm »
Quote from: breadbocks on September 20, 2010, 08:20:57 pm
DAMNIT! Who forgot to lock the door? Anyways, Instruct him to pull that lever in that side room that just happens to have a flood gate for a door and back wall if he wants any addy.
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.
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