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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 218758 times)

dragnar

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #30 on: September 03, 2010, 09:11:14 pm »

Alchemize cloak and pants.
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Grek

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #31 on: September 03, 2010, 09:48:17 pm »

Use just both mutagens. Worse case, it fails and we turn a useless plant into fun and delicious mutagens.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #32 on: September 03, 2010, 10:04:29 pm »

You drop a plant in the alchemy equipment, and drop both mutagens in with it, after preparing of course.
You chant the magic part somewhat correctly, but mess up stabilizing it and it implodes into goop. You scrape the useable 3 mutagens out, and place the container in the upside-down holder out the window for the goo to eventually fall out.

(Random.org gave me a 9 out of 20, and hes not very skilled yet, so it failed.)

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Alchemy Reagents (click to show/hide)

Nearby:
Giant Glowing Rolling Ice Throne of MAGIC!
Basic Mecha-Bench
Basic Alchemist's equipment next to large trash can and open window.

Skills:
Rank 2 Cryomancer
Rank 2.25 Alchemist (+.5 for trying)
Unranked Mechamancer (.75)
Unranked Technologician (.75)

Inventions:
Giant Glowing Rolling Ice Throne of MAGIC! (rolling chair + unmelting glowing giant snowflake)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

dragnar

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #33 on: September 03, 2010, 10:15:53 pm »

Find a town full of children and offer to make it snow in exchange for their allowance. Find enough kids and that will really add up!
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Lucus Casius

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #34 on: September 03, 2010, 10:18:08 pm »

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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #35 on: September 03, 2010, 10:39:24 pm »

Grrr...

Alchemize cloak with robe.
While you did think it would solve your chair problem, you don't have anything else to cold-proof yourself with, which is necessary for a Cryomancer to have. You sit on your bed and try to remember anything about making clothes cold-proof.

A few hours later (and one or two secretly 'borrowed' winter cloaks from those at the tower bottom), you have a horribly combined, but good enough, cold-proof blanket. you cover your awesome chair with it and sit in it. still slightly chilly, but you're a Cryomancer-in-training, might as well get used to it.

Find a town full of children and offer to make it snow in exchange for their allowance. Find enough kids and that will really add up!
Sitting in such a grand chair reminds you of your lack of money.
One freak snowstorm could easily be explained away, its not fully spring yet, so you go up to the town park, and tell one of the kids your plan, making sure he remembers not to tell the adults. You ask him the next day (or one that looks pretty close, the town kids aren't that different to you) and he tells you they have 12 gold all together, though it'll all be in silver pieces with a few coppers. Good enough. You tell them to wait patiently until next monday (3 days from now), and he takes a smallish bag out of his backpack and drops on the ground in front you.

But what to do with the time until then?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lucus Casius

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #36 on: September 03, 2010, 10:48:45 pm »

Actually I just wanted a cold proof robe, which also would have solved the problem.  :-\

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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #37 on: September 03, 2010, 10:55:41 pm »

yeah, that could've worked too, I guess.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Grek

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #38 on: September 04, 2010, 12:46:40 am »

Repeat plant experiment. Plants are easy to get.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #39 on: September 04, 2010, 01:15:00 am »

He has to wait for the remains of the last experiment to go away first, or we could experiment with the goop (not on ourselves, obviously. they're plenty of subjects downstairs.). Or we could go grab some plants. either way, the alchemic equipment is not ready yet.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Pandarsenic

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #40 on: September 04, 2010, 02:50:46 am »

I heartily object to experimenting on the people. They are our people. We shall lead them to glory.
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Evergod41

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #41 on: September 04, 2010, 09:13:14 am »

Yes, Glory now, Mutating into horrible monster later...

Aklyon

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« Reply #42 on: September 04, 2010, 08:49:06 pm »

Well, Ok then. only other suggestion was to READ.

You return to your Tower, but are stopped by the peasants missing cloaks. You deny taking them, saying "I already HAVE a cloak, why would I steal two of them?". They grumble and let you go up the stairs. You then Grab your magic Tomes and read both, though not at the same time.

Rank Up x2!

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Alchemy Reagents (click to show/hide)

Nearby:
Giant Glowing Rolling Ice Throne of MAGIC!
Basic Mecha-Bench
Basic Alchemist's equipment next to large trash can and open window.

Skills:
Rank 2 Cryomancer
Rank 2.30 Alchemist
Rank 1 Mechamancer!
Rank 1 Technologician!

Inventions:
Giant Glowing Rolling Ice Throne of MAGIC! (rolling chair + unmelting glowing giant snowflake)

It is Night now, what should he do? There is a Town Garbage Heap on the outskirts of town, no shops are open at night in this town that you know of. The Town Park is likely empty, but there may be someone/something there.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

dragnar

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #43 on: September 04, 2010, 08:59:48 pm »

Head to the dump, collect anything that looks useful.
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Lucus Casius

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #44 on: September 04, 2010, 09:51:19 pm »

Collect junk, begin development of basic magitek.
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