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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 213502 times)

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2970 on: December 04, 2010, 12:22:53 pm »

It jumped up and got itself stuck in the bottom of the floating island.
thats what happened.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2971 on: December 04, 2010, 12:24:57 pm »

Aaaah, okay. Umm.

Use our WIZARDLY TELEKINETIC POWERS(tm) to retrieve it.
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ragnarok97071

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2972 on: December 04, 2010, 02:17:48 pm »

Metamance it onto the island.
Also, Spoon, we're a godlike metamancer. we can do whatever we dang well please.
on that note. METAMANCE SELF TO GODHOOD
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2973 on: December 04, 2010, 02:23:17 pm »

We can deitify ourself.
You have to get a deity to do it his/her/themselves.
Armok won't do it, he's already given us a lot.
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ragnarok97071

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2974 on: December 04, 2010, 02:24:59 pm »

Ask Xarn. It's his entire purpose to create more gods, so I figure he'll probably say yes.
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Argonnek

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2975 on: December 04, 2010, 03:01:21 pm »

Find Hercules and ask him to get his father, Zeus, to deify us.

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2976 on: December 04, 2010, 04:56:52 pm »

You leave OWL alone, to see if its Technologic will be affected by the island's enchantments.
On your way to the Tower School (that is no longer taller than your house), you see the probably-crazy SCIENCE!! guy, and point out the OWL to him. he runs off, yelling "Allllllllllieeeeeeenns!", which you're pretty sure the OWL isn't one of, since it looked more like a robot to you.
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Lillipad

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« Reply #2977 on: December 04, 2010, 05:02:20 pm »

Go check on the nuisance of a student we're raising.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2978 on: December 04, 2010, 05:11:02 pm »

You finally get up to your student's room, and he's asleep.
And quite a bit more reddish than before.

Poking through the pile of paper on the table leads to a ton of letters mostly threatening to preempt the "demon coming" by throwing him into the church if he would come out long enough for them to do that.
Hmm...
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Lillipad

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« Reply #2979 on: December 04, 2010, 05:16:12 pm »

We already "killed" the 'demon' why are they still hung up about that?! We're going to have to start bringing him with us, ugh.
Levitate the letters that contain threats with psionics, and then burn them with UnBalanced pyromancy. Check on the other students, then update the curriculum as needed.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2980 on: December 04, 2010, 08:10:32 pm »

Peasant sees glowing red guy.
Peasant remembers scaryness from many many pages pack.
Peasant assumes scaryness is starting again and starts rumor.
Paranoid town is paranoid.

Any other actions?
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2981 on: December 04, 2010, 08:12:16 pm »

Check on legion.
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Argonnek

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #2982 on: December 04, 2010, 09:59:08 pm »

Tell the peasantry that any interference in the life of your student will result in immediate reappearance of not just the original demon, but about four or five more as well.

Lillipad

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« Reply #2983 on: December 04, 2010, 10:01:07 pm »

Tell the peasantry that any interference in the life of your student will result in immediate reappearance of not just the original demon, but about four or five more as well.

We'll just say we're using him as a seal for some stronger demons to make it sound somewhat more plausible. I mean really, what do peasants know about magic?
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2984 on: December 04, 2010, 10:15:46 pm »

You put up a billboard with several equals signs on it, just to make sure everyone understands.
the billboard says (in picture form):

Red Glowing Guy = Seal Against Demons. Guy + Forced into Church = Broken Seal. Do Not Force.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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