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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 219791 times)

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2850 on: November 26, 2010, 05:56:26 pm »
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on November 26, 2010, 05:51:21 pm
Quote from: Aklyon on November 26, 2010, 05:32:18 pm
*poke*
Why hello there, I take it this is no longer on hiatus, then?
It has been, that update between here and the hiatus post happened.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2851 on: November 26, 2010, 06:01:22 pm »
Ah, yes.
My memory seems to have failed me yet again.

So, lets fly up above the tree tops so as to locate our position.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2852 on: November 26, 2010, 06:05:00 pm »
no one noticed the joke in the forest name :(

You try to fly up, but crystal wings are not very good at flying upwards through a thick forest. they keep getting stuck.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2853 on: November 26, 2010, 06:16:07 pm »
Well, we're back in normal land again, so we can metamance some super dwarvenly tough natural wings.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2854 on: November 26, 2010, 06:35:19 pm »
> Get ye forest.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2855 on: November 26, 2010, 06:40:08 pm »
Quote from: dragnar on November 26, 2010, 06:35:19 pm
> Get ye forest.
You can't get ye forest! :P
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2856 on: November 26, 2010, 06:40:33 pm »
You try to blast a clearing upward, but get denied by some loud voice yelling about not being able to get ye forest.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2857 on: November 26, 2010, 07:43:53 pm »
Quote from: breadbocks on November 23, 2010, 11:17:35 pm
We still have things to do there, but first, metamance a flying elephant mount into reality to bring with us.
Also, grow wings, Jack Noir style.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2858 on: November 26, 2010, 08:06:07 pm »
You look up and metamance (and then throw w/rope) a metacrystal thats unphysical enough to go straight through the forest, but still enough to be able to pull on to make that elephant fall down here with you.You then hastily run left to avoid squishification.

You hear a large *RIIIIIIIP!*, and are surprised to see the elephant slowly fall, realizing that Featherfall must work completely different in the Metaphysical plane if its used to launch elephants easily there instead of what it does normally.There is also a noticeably elephant-shaped hole in spacetime above Ye Forest.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2859 on: November 26, 2010, 08:45:33 pm »
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2860 on: November 26, 2010, 08:55:07 pm »
Psionically manipulate the elephant thinking it is your trusty steed.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2861 on: November 26, 2010, 08:57:25 pm »
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on November 26, 2010, 08:55:07 pm
Psionically manipulate the elephant thinking it is your trusty steed.
We've done that imply-edly, otherwise it would have charged after us for holding onto the rope attaced to the crystal it has stuck in its arse.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2862 on: November 26, 2010, 08:59:20 pm »
Okay then, ride your trusty steed through the forest.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2863 on: November 26, 2010, 09:10:06 pm »
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2864 on: November 26, 2010, 09:33:28 pm »
We don't need wings, we have a floating elephant!

Ride/Fly where through the forest? North again?
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