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dragnar

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yar!
« Reply #285 on: September 19, 2010, 07:15:29 pm »

Be we be having a house already. Why move it?
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yar!
« Reply #286 on: September 19, 2010, 07:19:22 pm »

It be through a portal! We cannae waste time sailing home!
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yar!
« Reply #287 on: September 19, 2010, 07:20:39 pm »

The house is nae through portal. we moved in someway through the portal.
we don't really need a tower, though. we need a external door and siding. and anti-fire traps.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yar!
« Reply #288 on: September 19, 2010, 07:26:14 pm »

It be a stone tower. Stone has no ignition point. No fire. We must cannibalize tha door to a peasant's room.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yar!
« Reply #289 on: September 19, 2010, 07:29:17 pm »

Make bob build it up into a tower!
A real defensible one!

But yeah, I'm sure he could do it. Or would we need to build a quarrybot?
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« Reply #290 on: September 19, 2010, 07:49:56 pm »

quick question before i edit the update in:
Should I keep typing in a piratey way, or go back to normal?
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« Reply #291 on: September 19, 2010, 07:52:39 pm »

Normal. While pirate is holy, Will be easier to read tomorrow.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yar!
« Reply #292 on: September 19, 2010, 08:31:56 pm »

May I suggest for your new abode: A giant pillar of ice, magically cooled to as cold as we can resist, creating tunnels and rooms as we need them.
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« Reply #293 on: September 19, 2010, 08:41:31 pm »

I suggest alchemising with however many of those glowing unmeltable snoflakes, then, to keep it from melting.
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« Reply #294 on: September 19, 2010, 08:44:58 pm »

Do we know how to make more of those?
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« Reply #295 on: September 19, 2010, 08:46:32 pm »

We only had one, the one we had stolen from a teacher after we were told to leave.
If we had better metamancy, we could make a tower out of stone just by pulling it out of our bag and messing with it. Or we could make more non-melting snowflakes.
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« Reply #296 on: September 19, 2010, 08:58:00 pm »

Could we pull stone out of our bag and then get Bob to put it into a tower?

And help out however much we can with our limited Metamancy skills? Maybe squaring off some blocks or some-such?
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« Reply #297 on: September 19, 2010, 09:10:31 pm »

We could do that. But first, one last Ye for this year.

Ye Build Bob The Third, and make yonder stable orb ta put in him. Arr.

Then you start grabbing stone out of your Bag of holding, making it square-ish, and giving it to Bob, who puts it on top of himself until he has a whole layer. He then puts it under your house, where you told claw to dig earlier. They can't burn what they can't see!
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You're out of magic, but you have 3 floors of secret underground tower. You eat Ye Muffin, and take a nap.

Ye Are No longer a Pirate.
But Ye are a Skilled Metamancer. (Rank 4)
« Last Edit: September 19, 2010, 09:13:30 pm by Aklyon »
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yar!
« Reply #298 on: September 19, 2010, 09:13:06 pm »

...? Nap time. AfteRRRRRR, go out and plundaRRRRRRR a smallish village.
What's the worst that can happen?
« Last Edit: September 19, 2010, 09:26:04 pm by breadbocks »
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« Reply #299 on: September 19, 2010, 10:25:41 pm »

Go find a scrap heap?

Go find a blacksmiths.

All that jazz
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