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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 219789 times)

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Story!
« Reply #2835 on: November 23, 2010, 09:02:29 pm »
Talk to yourself, while admiring the "scenery" on the way to your destination.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Story!
« Reply #2836 on: November 23, 2010, 09:28:27 pm »
You ask the Cryswarm what it thinks about the Metaplane while you fly over the foggy mist with occasional purple lances of magic striking the Cryswarm armor as you are seen by a couple wizards who still play around with Magic Missile for fun.

Quote from: Cryswarm, filtered
Weird.
Yeah, Kinda.
I-
SHUT UP!
sorry...any other part think it looks cool?
no
kinda
maybe
a bit
sure
somewhat
<continues for a while>

Ow!
That didn't hurt!
yes it did!
no it didn't
it was just a little poke
OBJECTION!
OVERRULED!
: (
: (?
: )
:|
: P
>(
o.o
:{
: )?
<Continued emotes>

Vix!
Dude!
HEY!
LISTEN!
WIZARD!
Look out!
Whoa!
you pull up the screen goggles just in time to avoid getting hit by a flying...
wait, seroiusly? a flying elephant?

What kind of area have you wandered into now? you wonder as you dodge the thing and land on a bit of 'solid marshmellow' fog.

The Cryswarm obviously doesn't like the word I.
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Crystalline (SG)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Story!
« Reply #2837 on: November 23, 2010, 09:30:49 pm »
Turn the elephant into a tasty snack for yourself and the Cryswarm.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Story!
« Reply #2838 on: November 23, 2010, 09:35:15 pm »
its way past us now.
It had quite a decent chunk of momentum behind it, like a catapult.
except a elephant-flinging catapult would be almost impossible.

Physics is a bit pliable up here, though.
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Crystalline (SG)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

FuzzyZergling

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Story!
« Reply #2839 on: November 23, 2010, 09:44:21 pm »
Create an illusion around ourselves to make it appear as though we are a dragon.

Just because we can.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2840 on: November 23, 2010, 09:46:35 pm »
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on November 23, 2010, 09:44:21 pm
Create an illusion around ourselves to make it appear as though we are a dragon.

Just because we can.
:D *points up*
*RAWR!*
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Crystalline (SG)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

RedWarrior0

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2841 on: November 23, 2010, 10:23:09 pm »
Tame the flying elephant. Any suitable wizard needs a legendary mount.
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2842 on: November 23, 2010, 10:24:09 pm »
The elephant flew past us, remember?

Search for the origin of the elephant.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2843 on: November 23, 2010, 10:45:33 pm »
You *THUMPF!*
You have been smushed into the squishy metaground by a landing elephant. Oof.
Now what?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2844 on: November 23, 2010, 10:47:24 pm »
Turn the elephant into a tasty snack for yourself and the Cryswarm.
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FuzzyZergling

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2845 on: November 23, 2010, 10:52:20 pm »
Summon a dragon.
A real dragon, or at least as real as we can make it.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2846 on: November 23, 2010, 10:55:48 pm »
*POP*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*THUD!*

Ow.........

(Vix got smushed back down into the normal plane by the elephant and fell several dozen feet into Ye Forest.)
>_
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2847 on: November 23, 2010, 11:17:35 pm »
We still have things to do there, but first, metamance a flying elephant mount into reality to bring with us.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2848 on: November 26, 2010, 05:32:18 pm »
*poke*
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

FuzzyZergling

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Dragon!
« Reply #2849 on: November 26, 2010, 05:51:21 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on November 26, 2010, 05:32:18 pm
*poke*
Why hello there, I take it this is no longer on hiatus, then?
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