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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 213758 times)

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Victory?
« Reply #2655 on: November 01, 2010, 04:19:45 pm »

yes, but they probably will anyway.
we HAVE blown up 4 towns and controlled 1 city, after all.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Victory?
« Reply #2656 on: November 01, 2010, 04:22:48 pm »

Remember the location, and bid ado to Zion. Head back home, where you improve pongbots so that they will zap any magical intruders without permission on sight.
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Victory?
« Reply #2657 on: November 01, 2010, 04:25:40 pm »

We'll improve Pongwall the way breadbocks suggested, make it larger, and then begin making a portal so we can start transcending our human self.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Victory?
« Reply #2658 on: November 01, 2010, 04:48:23 pm »

You teleport away from Zion, since that wasn't getting anywhere.

*moving sound*

You improve Pongbot and Pingbot with magic detectors!
You think about adding better AI, but they're pretty much just walls. it wouldn't help much. You instead add more bulk to them.
You pull out ye olde portal, and it implodes when you touch it. aww. that would have helped a lot. You meditate on portal-making.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Victory?
« Reply #2659 on: November 01, 2010, 06:10:55 pm »

We never tested out those animal speech translator we made 20 or so pages ago
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Victory?
« Reply #2660 on: November 01, 2010, 06:19:53 pm »

We have a speaker that works with the Cryswarm. We don't need to test something that does the same thing.

Gather as many materials as we need to make a portal to the metaphysical world.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Victory?
« Reply #2661 on: November 01, 2010, 06:34:07 pm »

We have a speaker that works with the Cryswarm. We don't need to test something that does the same thing.
Pretty much, yeah.
You stand up, and immediately all back down due to dizzyness.
Note to self: Do not meditate upside-down just because you can.
You make a list of metaphysical portal reagents.

I have no idea what we'd need to make such a portal, but you suggested gathering materials so we will.
what things would it need, besides magic?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Victory?
« Reply #2662 on: November 01, 2010, 06:37:53 pm »

Putting a Bag of Holding into a Portable Hole. Or is it the other way around?
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Victory?
« Reply #2663 on: November 01, 2010, 06:40:51 pm »

A frame to hold it in, for starters. Maybe 50 reactives/mutagens for a normal one. We're making one to the metaphysical world, so we'd better quadruple that dose just to be safe. We should also make the portal frame as glorious, and WIZARDly as possible.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Victory?
« Reply #2664 on: November 01, 2010, 06:43:02 pm »

Putting a Bag of Holding into a Portable Hole. Or is it the other way around?
Hole in Bag tears a rip in space time that leads to the astral plane, yes.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Victory?
« Reply #2665 on: November 01, 2010, 06:45:02 pm »

I have no idea what we'd need to make such a portal, but you suggested gathering materials so we will.
what things would it need, besides magic?
Stableizers. Lots and lots of Stableizers.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Victory?
« Reply #2666 on: November 01, 2010, 06:46:24 pm »

but is the astral plane the same thing as the metaphysical world?
I have no idea what we'd need to make such a portal, but you suggested gathering materials so we will.
what things would it need, besides magic?
Stableizers. Lots and lots of Stableizers.
I hope not, cause if thats what we need we're doomed to the physical plane, since we have no stabilizers and still don't know where to find some.
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Victory?
« Reply #2667 on: November 01, 2010, 06:48:27 pm »

We're the strongest Metamancer in history, but a few stabilizers can doom us if you feel like it.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Victory?
« Reply #2668 on: November 01, 2010, 06:49:41 pm »

I hope not, cause if thats what we need we're doomed to the physical plane, since we have no stabilizers and still don't know where to find some.
How else do you propose we make a huge rip in spacetime not implode the moment we make it?
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Victory?
« Reply #2669 on: November 01, 2010, 06:50:54 pm »

We're using magic and Metamancy to make this thing breadbocks, we'll just rewrite the hole to lack the ability to implode.
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