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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 213786 times)

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Moving on...
« Reply #2535 on: October 27, 2010, 07:01:48 pm »

Challenge Thief to a duel. A duel of swords!
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Moving on...
« Reply #2536 on: October 27, 2010, 07:03:54 pm »

He refuses on the grounds that a dagger is not a sword.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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« Reply #2537 on: October 27, 2010, 07:09:49 pm »

Metamance the new Vixopedia, then show Thief this!

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Dagger (sord): A long, sharp sheet of metal attached to a handle that may, or may not protect the hand from being cut. What Thief, and Vix will duel with.

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Sword (da - ger): A knife designed for combat. What Thief and Vix won't be using to fight.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Moving on...
« Reply #2538 on: October 27, 2010, 07:13:49 pm »

Metamance a new class of magic called Lawyermancy
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Moving on...
« Reply #2539 on: October 27, 2010, 07:16:47 pm »

He throws the book at you (literally) after you try to make Lawyermancy.
It is a very heavy book. Did you know that The Warm Places doesn't allow wizard judges? its in the book.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Out-Thiefing Thief yet.
« Reply #2540 on: October 27, 2010, 07:18:37 pm »

Metamancy time to a stop. Then wait for us there. I've a plan, and if i say it outright, Thief will avoid it.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Out-Thiefing Thief yet.
« Reply #2541 on: October 27, 2010, 07:19:13 pm »

You freeze Thief in time.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

ragnarok97071

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Out-Thiefing Thief yet.
« Reply #2542 on: October 27, 2010, 07:20:09 pm »

steal his thiefness.
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Out-Thiefing Thief yet.
« Reply #2543 on: October 27, 2010, 07:21:17 pm »

Absorb Thief, then Metamance the elven tree-hugger bits out of us.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Out-Thiefing Thief yet.
« Reply #2544 on: October 27, 2010, 07:23:08 pm »

We can't absorb Thief, hes Thief.
he'll just loophole his way out of us.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Out-Thiefing Thief yet.
« Reply #2545 on: October 27, 2010, 07:23:50 pm »

tie him up and dump him in the dwarfs meeting hall with a note warning them about his abilitys and personality
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Out-Thiefing Thief yet.
« Reply #2546 on: October 27, 2010, 07:25:12 pm »

what was your idea, bread?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Out-Thiefing Thief yet.
« Reply #2547 on: October 27, 2010, 07:25:47 pm »

Wear a red robe, Metamance a mustache onto our robed self, then tell Thief to go collect a ragtag group of morons to collect the four elemental orbs for ancient treasures that could surely make him richer than his elven gods.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Out-Thiefing Thief yet.
« Reply #2548 on: October 27, 2010, 07:26:15 pm »

Tear out his brain and Yin Yang bomb it.

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Out-Thiefing Thief yet.
« Reply #2549 on: October 27, 2010, 07:26:38 pm »

Sarda had a mustache?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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