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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 219611 times)

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Moving on...
« Reply #2520 on: October 27, 2010, 05:34:49 pm »
After this legal crisis is resolved among the voices in your head go and try to charge up your sword with various elemental attributes
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Moving on...
« Reply #2521 on: October 27, 2010, 05:35:35 pm »
*moving sound*
thief is in our tower still, but we are not
how to be getting him out?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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« Reply #2522 on: October 27, 2010, 05:38:27 pm »
throw some gold coins out the window
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2523 on: October 27, 2010, 05:43:26 pm »
He zooms out, and we start making a very armored armor suit design.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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« Reply #2524 on: October 27, 2010, 05:45:20 pm »
Make it a wizardly design with robes, so that we don't start becoming like Blacksmith, The, whose name I currently forget.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2525 on: October 27, 2010, 05:48:40 pm »
Blacksmith is Violentrix.
You restart it as a wizardly robe of very armoredness +Awesome
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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« Reply #2526 on: October 27, 2010, 05:52:48 pm »
We at least know that Zion and Violentrix aren't completely hostile towards us yet, is there a way to contact them?
I'm curious as to what they both know of antimana so we can actually train the kid properly.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2527 on: October 27, 2010, 05:56:47 pm »
they obviously know where we are, but we have no idea where they were. (besides the fact that Zion is somewhere far-East-slightly-south of us)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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« Reply #2528 on: October 27, 2010, 06:03:47 pm »
If they're watching us we should eventually hold up a note that says, "I have something to discuss"
After making the armor, and improving the filter/computers with the Cryswarm's help. We should also have one of the Cryswarm become hive-mind, then make them install a new hive-mind every time the current one dies.
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« Reply #2529 on: October 27, 2010, 06:07:04 pm »
...New goal. Beat Thief.
Step one: put up a sign saying "free money, this way"
Step two: Wait for Thief.
Step three: trap him and all his lawninja in a stasis bubble. If he tries to sue us/loophole his way out, use our status as mayor to reply "I AM THE LAW!!!"
Step four: ???
Step 5: Take Thief's profit.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2530 on: October 27, 2010, 06:50:13 pm »
You do that, and Thief pulls a phone out to the govenor-mayor of The Warm Places.
he doesn't use it, though.
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Lillipad

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« Reply #2531 on: October 27, 2010, 06:51:45 pm »
Patent our life story. Patent it in such a way that he has to pay us royalties for even thinking about it, that should keep him from enslaving us entirely for a moment.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2532 on: October 27, 2010, 06:54:51 pm »
Thief says something about refusing to acknoledge a incomplete patent.
He then throws a gold coin at you anyway.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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« Reply #2533 on: October 27, 2010, 06:57:42 pm »
Metamance the Vixopedia into existence. Have everything in it negate any of Thief's law terms.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2534 on: October 27, 2010, 06:59:38 pm »
He makes it dissapear in a poof of confusedness by using very obscure, Ye Olde Elvish law terms.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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