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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 219597 times)

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Moving on...
« Reply #2505 on: October 27, 2010, 03:49:41 pm »

Tell the Cryswarm to help us create a better filter. Also have them assign a hive-mind.
I will go back to lurking, this was just so we could progress a bit with the Cryswarm.
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breadbocks

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« Reply #2506 on: October 27, 2010, 04:06:38 pm »

And laws of magic.

After we can use both mana types, we need a couple hundred layers of each shielding us. Make us armor with 3 layers of adamantine separated by mana or antimana, then folding the result a few thousand times to get a pastry dough effect, then cover the outside of the resultant armor in slade and decorate it in charged diamonds, adamantine, and menacing spikes of mana and antimana. Have it be extremely detailed; a cryswarm 15,000 should act as a prototype for the dwarven legendary +5 blacksmith metamagically enhanced to be a legendary +15 blacksmith who will forge the full set of plate sans helm, and decorate it all.

We then need to find and capture the most powerful dragon we can find and alchemize it with the most powerful demon we can find, then turn the skull of the result into a badass helm.
Do this with mana between the layers, instead of antimana.
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RedWarrior0

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« Reply #2507 on: October 27, 2010, 04:21:00 pm »

I meant half mana, half antimana. If our antistudent attacks us, the mana should negate his antimana. If Blacksmith, The attacks us, the antimana should negate his mana.

Get our Antistudent to manipulate antimana in a layer between two adamantine sheets.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2508 on: October 27, 2010, 04:42:40 pm »

We're lying on the floor stunned by thief.
the armor sounds good, but we can't make it lying down.
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Lillipad

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« Reply #2509 on: October 27, 2010, 04:44:49 pm »

Get up. Like! A! Panther!
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2510 on: October 27, 2010, 04:47:39 pm »

...ow.
That is one heavy contract Thief has.
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Lillipad

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« Reply #2511 on: October 27, 2010, 05:00:34 pm »

Use Metamancy to make Vix immune to elven law.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2512 on: October 27, 2010, 05:02:21 pm »

Theres a loophole in a loophole in that microprint clause on page 32 that invalidates that immunity.
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Furtuka

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« Reply #2513 on: October 27, 2010, 05:22:19 pm »

call sarda for advice on how to get past thiefs contracts
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2514 on: October 27, 2010, 05:23:28 pm »

Vix doesn't know about Sarda, though.
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Furtuka

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« Reply #2515 on: October 27, 2010, 05:24:20 pm »

I thought he was physics?
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ragnarok97071

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« Reply #2516 on: October 27, 2010, 05:25:05 pm »

Remember you didn't actually sign the contract, and then bend reality to our will so that it is 10 miles above thief's head.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2517 on: October 27, 2010, 05:27:11 pm »

I thought he was physics?
If I had written what Vix actually knew, it would have been confusing to explain who had Physics.
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Armok

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« Reply #2518 on: October 27, 2010, 05:30:42 pm »

We never actually signed the contract. EULAs are not legally binding.
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« Reply #2519 on: October 27, 2010, 05:32:57 pm »

We never actually signed the contract. EULAs are not legally binding.
This. Also, bend reality to the point where the always bends back over us like in Inception.
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