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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 213745 times)

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Moving on...
« Reply #2475 on: October 26, 2010, 10:26:03 pm »

 ::)
Is our hair fireproof?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #2476 on: October 26, 2010, 10:26:22 pm »

We can MAKE it fireproof.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2477 on: October 26, 2010, 10:35:05 pm »

Fireproofness!
Invisibleness!
...tiredness?
Nah, just too many clones. you unpoof half of them and feel not-tired, and continue freaking out the masons into paranoia. eventually you tap their leader of the week on the shoulder from behind, and he dashes off, yelling about invisible fire chasing him.
 :D ::) :P
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #2478 on: October 26, 2010, 10:37:09 pm »

Pyro boost from making all that fire?
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2479 on: October 26, 2010, 10:40:29 pm »

all we did was set our hair on fire without burning it.
not much, really.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #2480 on: October 26, 2010, 10:41:29 pm »

Continue doing this until rumors spread about the Mason's Guild being haunted. Then swoop in and buy it dirt cheap.
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« Reply #2481 on: October 27, 2010, 12:12:34 am »

Metamance ourselves to use mana and antimana at the same time without harming ourselves.

Grind all stats to maximum via montage.

Remember the frictionless bottomless moat? Fill it with antimana.

Massive ball of antimana + smaller ball of mana = bubble of antimana, right?

Alchemize antimatter and mana.

Open book of time and rewrite some stuff.

Cosplay as Mario.
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« Reply #2482 on: October 27, 2010, 07:07:27 am »

Practice swordsmanship and long distance teleportiong of far awey objects
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2483 on: October 27, 2010, 01:30:08 pm »

Metamance ourselves to use mana and antimana at the same time without harming ourselves.
We can't do that without breaking the laws of physics MAGIC!.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #2484 on: October 27, 2010, 02:04:06 pm »

Metamance ourselves to use mana and antimana at the same time without harming ourselves.
We can't do that without breaking the laws of physics MAGIC!.

.... and what is stopping us then?
Physics has died under our regime already, MAGIC! was destined to follow from the beginning.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2485 on: October 27, 2010, 02:14:26 pm »

I already said why.

It [breaking MAGIC] would more than likely screw us over more than anything. Our primary offense/defense is Magic, and messing that up will make us need to fall back on Alchemy, Mechamancy (the part thats less magic and more killbotics), and Cryswarm things, with weakened magic secondary.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #2486 on: October 27, 2010, 02:21:12 pm »

Well, write a corollary to the law of mana-antimana reactions stating that Vix and Vix alone can use both. We have at least 5 levels of Metamancer on everyone else.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2487 on: October 27, 2010, 02:29:17 pm »

You write it, but get punched by a magical force while trying to stick it into the surrounding Magic.
You try again.
again!
OW! it pre-emptively punched you the fourth time. You put the paper in your pocket and go searching for that annoying force.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #2488 on: October 27, 2010, 02:32:43 pm »

Also, on the immutable laws rule, state that all laws are immutable except for Vix, for whom no laws are immutable.

Search for magical presences in all available dimensions within 20 feet of Vix.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2489 on: October 27, 2010, 02:51:21 pm »

Also, on the immutable laws rule, state that all laws are immutable except for Vix, for whom no laws are immutable.

Search for magical presences in all available dimensions within 20 feet of Vix.
You could, you know, use that 'bend reality to your whims' spell that we have borrowed from from Sarda due to being stronger at one skill than him.
We've had it since we reached Rank 21 Meta.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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