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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 219527 times)

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Moving on...
« Reply #2430 on: October 25, 2010, 10:20:13 pm »

Violentrix smacks you back onto the floor.
either he was surprised, or they don't want to fight, yet.
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Lillipad

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« Reply #2431 on: October 25, 2010, 10:21:13 pm »

Jump into coffee/tea drinking mode. Like. A. Panther.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2432 on: October 25, 2010, 10:23:02 pm »

You manage to duck his huge hand this time. obviously the former Blacksmith isn't very used to sudden suprises of the jumping kind.
Zion pushes a teapot towards you.
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« Reply #2433 on: October 25, 2010, 10:24:34 pm »

Metamance a matching cup, then ask for some tea. I'd say "like a panther" but that only works when we're knocked down.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Moving on...
« Reply #2434 on: October 25, 2010, 10:28:03 pm »

Metamance time to a stop. Legendary+5+1+1+1+1+1 has it's perks.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2435 on: October 25, 2010, 10:30:01 pm »

You make your own cup, and have some tea.
This is very awkward, having the two people you remember being evil sitting on a long, comfy-but-not-plush, couch, drinking tea (or somekind of green goo you suspect Blacksmith made himself)

Violentrix/The Blacksmith is drinking Mountain Dew, he found it while messing around with portals.
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« Reply #2436 on: October 25, 2010, 10:31:46 pm »

So why are we drinking tea-like Mountain Dew with our mortal enemies, and not trying to become a god?
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2437 on: October 25, 2010, 10:33:04 pm »

because we passed out, and seem to be inside Zion's house.
 or Blacksmith's.
either way, it wouldn't be a good idea to try to fight them in here.
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« Reply #2438 on: October 25, 2010, 10:34:15 pm »

he found it while messing around with portals.
It's time to begin thinking with portals... After we are out of here.

Ask them where we are, and why they brought us here.

So why are we drinking tea-like Mountain Dew with our mortal enemies, and not trying to become a god?
Because we wouldn't stand a chance against the two of them? We have power, they have experience and a single brain that can actually cooperate with itself... Democrabrain can't do that too well.
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Lillipad

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« Reply #2439 on: October 25, 2010, 10:34:42 pm »

Who said anything about fighting them? I just meant go become legendary +10 in every type of magic through random, and often time fatal, experimentation.

Ask Zion how he got into magic. What else is there to do when drinking tea-like Mountain Dew with your mortal enemies?
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« Reply #2440 on: October 25, 2010, 10:35:15 pm »

Metamance time to a stop. Legendary+5+1+1+1+1+1 has it's perks.
Quit being Lil's lapdog, and do something someone else says, for once. Your need to listen to him already cost us killing Blacksmith, The.
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« Reply #2441 on: October 25, 2010, 10:36:40 pm »

I mentioned clashing head to head with him during the endless blades thing!
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2442 on: October 25, 2010, 10:37:03 pm »

You say something and Zion starts blabbering about some obscure town.
Violentrix starts talking about portals.
You wonder if they're actually paying attention to you.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Moving on...
« Reply #2443 on: October 25, 2010, 10:38:44 pm »

Listen closely to the discussion of portals. Also, our goals might be better met by an alliance than a war.
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Lillipad

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« Reply #2444 on: October 25, 2010, 10:39:06 pm »

I'm going to lurk for the next few pages. I'm genuinely interested in seeing how much more efficient this game will be without my chaotic, sleep deprived mind.
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