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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 212060 times)

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #225 on: September 19, 2010, 08:29:50 am »
It was setting your tower on fire > ice age > volcano, to be specific.

Why didn't you think of that before? you fling yourself up the slope using a chunk of ice, and fling a pile of snow where you guessed you land.
You check whats in the bag, and find a portal in the top of the volcano. You pull it out, alter it some, and walk through it. You appear in a large, well defended town.

Should he move there? or mess around with the portal some more?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #226 on: September 19, 2010, 08:39:04 am »
Move there, messing around with portals makes me nervous, GLaDOS might show up. >.>
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Tack

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #227 on: September 19, 2010, 08:43:20 am »
Should probably fix the robot up and make sure he's got all of his magic-ecetera before he moves.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #228 on: September 19, 2010, 08:48:16 am »
You move your room into the portal, and it appears outside of town. You tell the guards you aren't attacking, just need somewhere to live. they look at you for a few minutes suspiciously, but leave you alone.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #229 on: September 19, 2010, 08:52:02 am »
Begin to build a new tower around room with extra defenses against angry mobs
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #230 on: September 19, 2010, 08:56:13 am »
You go in and ask these masons.
Them being only slightly less ridiculous then the last ones, you look around for a magic shop of some kind. Theres that bench you needed! but you'd only have 1 gold left. Buy anyway?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #231 on: September 19, 2010, 09:02:43 am »
Roll on your Barter skill!

Cast charm-beguile, something!

Or try and swap for something... I guess.

But yeah, if there's no other option, buy the damn bench.


What's our Alchemy at?
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #232 on: September 19, 2010, 09:27:33 am »
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You give the merchant your old bench, and he throws 4 gold at you. You buy the advanced mecha-bench and go home.

Cryo is at 11.
Alchemy is at 6.
Mechamancy is at 5.
Technologic is also 5.
Competent Metamancer (rank 3)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #233 on: September 19, 2010, 10:15:44 am »
Practice.

Go back in and bitch-cold-slap that guy for throwing money at you like some petty peasant.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #234 on: September 19, 2010, 10:24:49 am »
Mess around with the portal. If we can incorporate one into a robot it could have unlimited ammo for all of it's weapons!
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #235 on: September 19, 2010, 10:26:54 am »
Can we get a full list of our possessions?
We should fortify our room, make it more angry-peasant proof.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #236 on: September 19, 2010, 10:42:39 am »
Inventory Update (all robots assumed to have been updated already):

4 Gold
Dark Blue Robe of MAGIC!
Light Blue Cloak of COLDNESS! (cold-proof)
Blue-ish Pants of MAGIC!
Brown MAGIC! shoes.
Awesome Giant Glowing Rolling Ice Throne of MAGIC!
Advanced Mecha-bench
Giant Crysteel Pot & Alchemy Equipment

Alchemy Reagents:
0 units of metal
30 units of Crysteel
7 cryoagents
7 pyroagents
8 stabilizers
10 reactives

Skills:
Rank 11 Cryomancer
Rank 6 Alchemist
Rank 5 Mechamancer
Rank 5 Technologician
Competent in Metamancy

Spoiler: Inventions/Alchemy Recipes (click to show/hide)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #237 on: September 19, 2010, 10:45:14 am »
Yarr, ye be mixin reactives with crysteel until somethin be happening!
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

Tack

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #238 on: September 19, 2010, 10:54:32 am »
Give ye' claw robot a pegleg an' pair fer his landlubbin'!

An meybe stick some claw toes on 'im too, Hyarr!
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #239 on: September 19, 2010, 11:11:23 am »
Arr!
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