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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 213548 times)

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Sword-Chucks Yo!
« Reply #2220 on: October 22, 2010, 01:35:23 pm »

Okay then.
For future reference; have the dwarfs test the power of the orbs on the elves through liberal application of catapults, and traps.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Sword-Chucks Yo!
« Reply #2221 on: October 22, 2010, 01:51:55 pm »

Hmm... Smash one of the non WIZARD!!!ly orbs on the ground. I want to see what happens.
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Armok

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Sword-Chucks Yo!
« Reply #2222 on: October 22, 2010, 02:04:22 pm »

metamance a palm-sized supoercomputer into existance.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Sword-Chucks Yo!
« Reply #2223 on: October 22, 2010, 03:08:39 pm »

I've Got it! Make a slade sphere by shooting two bombs in sucession!!!

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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Sword-Chucks Yo!
« Reply #2224 on: October 22, 2010, 03:23:54 pm »

Previous Update: The Cats can train in more kinda of Ninja ways, and the Squirrels can be more strategic and less like a barbarian-clone.

You give the dwarves the Earth orb, and they launch it at a Giant Skeletal Eagle. Upon impact with the airborne thing, a HUUUGE stone spike lances out of the ground and impales the undead thing, then vanishes back into the ground. the now twice-dead thing flops around helplessly as the butcher drags it off to be turned into bone bolts.

You look at the future and see a lap-sized computer doing amazing things! *YOINK* (Vix now has an Alienware laptop)

You do manage to make a slade sphere, but not even the dwarves Champion Legendary +3 Wrestler can lift the thing.
« Last Edit: October 22, 2010, 06:07:03 pm by Aklyon »
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Sword-Chucks Yo!
« Reply #2225 on: October 22, 2010, 03:31:09 pm »

You do manage to make a slade sphere, but not even the dwarves Champion Legendary +3 Wrestler can lift the thing.
Two way portals, one above, one below. Cylinder of No Air Resistance.
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Sword-Chucks Yo!
« Reply #2226 on: October 22, 2010, 03:33:50 pm »

Psionics didn't get a boost from removing most of the limits two sentient life forms possessed?

Whatever. Teleport the new bomb above an elf settlement. Not the one in Yonder Forest.
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RedWarrior0

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Sword-Chucks Yo!
« Reply #2227 on: October 22, 2010, 03:41:24 pm »

No, first we need to accelerate it to the point where it travels more than the distance between the portals in a unit of Planck Time. At which point, it will be like the rate of collision detection is too low, and it will go through. With any luck, the subatomic particles will not touch each other. That would be bad.

What happens when the entropy of a system is infinite?
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Lillipad

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« Reply #2228 on: October 22, 2010, 03:43:20 pm »

Then it isn't a system?
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Sword-Chucks Yo!
« Reply #2229 on: October 22, 2010, 03:44:52 pm »

Psionics didn't get a boost from removing most of the limits two sentient life forms possessed?

Whatever. Teleport the new bomb above an elf settlement. Not the one in Yonder Forest.
Not really. just growing it a bit.
We'd need to leave town to find more elves. all the nearby ones are in the forest.

Red: no idea.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Sword-Chucks Yo!
« Reply #2230 on: October 22, 2010, 03:47:36 pm »

Hmm... Stick a earth orb AND an air orb and YYB it. The explosion would shatter the orbs, which would release the elements inside, which would then get sucked into the new orb. Earth/Air orb. Clone that, and throw one.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Sword-Chucks Yo!
« Reply #2231 on: October 22, 2010, 03:50:58 pm »

at what? throw it at a cloud?
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Sword-Chucks Yo!
« Reply #2232 on: October 22, 2010, 03:53:11 pm »

I found the answer to the entropy conundrum. There does in fact exist a system so disturbingly chaotic that its entropy can be classified as infinite. That system? Criptfiend.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Sword-Chucks Yo!
« Reply #2233 on: October 22, 2010, 03:55:06 pm »

at what? throw it at a cloud?
The Elves.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Sword-Chucks Yo!
« Reply #2234 on: October 22, 2010, 03:59:26 pm »

*WHOOSHBANGWHOOSHBANGWHOOSHBANGVACUUMSOUNDS!*

You throw the Earthstorm orb at the elves, and one of them catches it.
lucky tree-hugger! >:(
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