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Tack

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yelling about Lawns and Cars.
« Reply #210 on: September 18, 2010, 11:46:28 pm »

Give claw a loving pat on the head.
Put Claw in bag.

Stagger up slope to room.
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FuzzyZergling

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #211 on: September 18, 2010, 11:49:41 pm »

Can we create better circutry be alchemizing them together?
If we can, I think my "build an ice-car" plan would be good to go.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #212 on: September 18, 2010, 11:50:37 pm »

You lovingly pet poor Claw, then put him in the bag.
you stare at the miles of slope in front of you.
ugh, this is going to take forever to climb, and you feel like crap.
Ugh.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #213 on: September 18, 2010, 11:52:48 pm »

Is the orb still in the bag?

Also, let claw back out and ride him up the slope!

Also, out bag of holding is now a pokeball, except we only need the one. Claw, I choose you!
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FuzzyZergling

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #214 on: September 18, 2010, 11:53:50 pm »

If we have the entire landmass in our bag, we could "pull it out" beneath us, putting us at ground level.
Or we could pull out smaller pieces, creating stairs.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #215 on: September 18, 2010, 11:57:15 pm »

The orb is broken now.
Claw is fried until he gets upgraded or has circuitry replacement.

Yes, we have all of the land. But that includes a ridiculously cold area and a volcano. Neither one would be nice to appear on top of.
Are you sure, Zergling?
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #216 on: September 19, 2010, 12:06:18 am »

Just read. Epic. OK, what do we have in the bag?
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #217 on: September 19, 2010, 12:10:24 am »

everything the Blacksmith had (unknown to you guys, you haven't asked), plus a sphere of five miles of planet, which includes a frozen mini-wasteland and a volcano right next to each other. But not our room, thats about yea far away from us, near the edge of the hole.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #218 on: September 19, 2010, 12:15:09 am »

Head to the tower. NAP TIME.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #219 on: September 19, 2010, 12:21:43 am »

hes already doing that. I'm waiting for someone to suggest something so I can skip to the top of the slope instead of being vague and saying he's yea far from the edge.
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Tack

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #220 on: September 19, 2010, 01:06:33 am »

So the volcano is gone?

I hope metamancer-sir isn't in the bag. He'd probably be able to break out of it, which would ruin a perfectly good bag. See if you can pull him out- when you're fully rested.

Also, if you got anything from the blacksmith that can be alchemised with the mechamancy bench to try and upgrade it, go for it.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #221 on: September 19, 2010, 02:43:26 am »

Honestly? At this point you should just straight-up leave and start over someplace else. Somewhere where people are not trying to kill you.
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Tack

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #222 on: September 19, 2010, 02:56:10 am »

Well, they haven't actually tried to kill you.
Only retaliated to the shit that you've thrown at them.


I mean, they even teleported a volcano over there so that they could try and fix the ice-age you accidentally created.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #223 on: September 19, 2010, 04:55:40 am »

The ice-age you accidentally created in response TO PEOPLE TRYING TO KILL YOU.

Use your ice powers to make ice stairs up the slope maybe? If we can't just tough it out to the top. Once we have rested try using some sort of divination magic to work out what is going on. Once that's done try researching a way to move our tower. Perhaps slide it on ice? If we accomplish that try find somewhere secure via magicks or whatever and move there.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Not Dead Yet!
« Reply #224 on: September 19, 2010, 06:50:16 am »

use the same ice-grow-catapulting trick we used to fling stuff at the vulcano before to fling ourselves up, creating a huge pile of very loose snow to land in to cushion our fall when we arrive. This should also be our new standard means of locomotion to everywhere.
Then pull out the metamancers head without pulling out his body. Or if this seems unlikely to work, just pull out all air from the bag.
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