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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 213370 times)

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2085 on: October 19, 2010, 05:01:08 pm »

Man this is inconvenient. Kidnap the now clipped bird, then tell the crazy slowed-down man to reinvent physics.
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dragnar

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2086 on: October 19, 2010, 05:09:06 pm »

Ask The Wizard Who Did It to train us. We promise to use our powers for frivolous and amusing things!
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2087 on: October 19, 2010, 05:15:33 pm »

Man this is inconvenient. Kidnap the now clipped bird, then tell the crazy slowed-down man to reinvent physics.
Physics is still invented, though. just stuck inside Sarda.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2088 on: October 19, 2010, 05:24:44 pm »

Use metamancy to kill the science, then tell SCIENTIST to reinvent physics.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2089 on: October 19, 2010, 05:35:27 pm »

The Physics left Sarda, but you can't find them anywhere.
You tell SCIENTIST to reinvent Physics, and he says they already exist! but the peasants are still floating, so he can't be right.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2090 on: October 19, 2010, 05:40:57 pm »

GO to another roleplaying game and steal their physics
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RedWarrior0

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2091 on: October 19, 2010, 06:07:11 pm »

Specifically, Microsoft Flight Sim and Dwarf Fortress. Not RPGs, but eh, who cares.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2092 on: October 19, 2010, 06:20:46 pm »

You Steal the physics from UNDERGROUND! and fix it.
You hear much exclaiming and thudding.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2093 on: October 19, 2010, 06:42:56 pm »

Oh can't wait to see how Lillipad reacts to this
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RedWarrior0

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2094 on: October 19, 2010, 06:45:26 pm »

Go to our inventory and move our pyromancy skill to sixth, then fight MissingNo.
So can we do this?
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2095 on: October 19, 2010, 06:56:05 pm »

Go to our inventory and move our pyromancy skill to sixth, then fight MissingNo.
So can we do this?
The last time you guys tried to glitch reality to improve a stat, I had to Reverse time ( This thing --> [<<] ).
You could do it, but it might just end up being a pointless update.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

dragnar

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2096 on: October 19, 2010, 07:10:26 pm »

Ask The Wizard Who Did It to train us. We promise to use our powers for frivolous and amusing things!
!
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2097 on: October 19, 2010, 07:13:14 pm »

What is the ! for?
are you loudly against it, loudly for it, loudly being loud, what?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

RedWarrior0

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2098 on: October 19, 2010, 07:14:00 pm »

Do we roll d20 to see if there's a crash, or what?

It would probably put us to transgodly pyromancy status if we succeed, though. Bring a pokedoll to run away guaranteed, though.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2099 on: October 19, 2010, 07:17:04 pm »

no, I just flip a coin.
heads gives you something, tails gives you a time reversal so Vix isn't dead/vaporized/non-existant/too-glitched-to-live.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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